What are some characteristics of long joke stories?

One characteristic is the element of surprise. For example, in the joke 'Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.', the play on the word 'patience' as both a virtue and a medical term is unexpected.

One characteristic is the unexpected and often morbid twists. For example, in a joke like 'I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.' It takes a normal concept like losing interest in a job and twists it into a more negative, almost cynical view.

Funny joke stories usually contain elements of absurdity. Take the story of a fish that goes to a library and asks for a book on underwater cooking. It's so absurd that it makes people laugh. Also, they might play with language, like puns. For instance, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' This kind of wordplay adds to the humor.

I can provide you with some long jokes. The following was a funny joke: One day a bird asked another bird,"why are you always on the wire?" "Because I'm a wire bird," answered the other bird. Then the first bird asked,"Will you fly?" The second bird said,"Fly, but sometimes I walk too many wires and forget that I can fly." I hope this joke will bring you some joy.

Once there was a guy who tried to sell his vacuum cleaner. He said, 'This vacuum cleaner is so powerful it almost sucked up my cat!' His friend replied, 'Well, that's not so great. I have a broom that doesn't try to eat my pets.' It's funny because it shows the unexpected danger of the vacuum cleaner and the simple solution of just using a broom instead.

They are usually short and to the point. For example, 'What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.' It quickly delivers the punchline.

Funny anti - joke stories often lack the typical build - up and punch - line structure. A normal joke might set up a situation and then deliver a big laugh - out - loud punch - line. However, an anti - joke could be something like a man saying he lost his keys in the supermarket. His friend asks where he last saw them. He says 'Near the apples.' And that's it. There's no big 'aha' moment like in a regular joke. It plays with your expectation of what a joke should be.

An example of a long joke is as follows: One day, a young man came to a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He took a sip and found some strange symbols in the cup. He observed curiously. Suddenly, a person appeared in front of him with a gun in his hand. The young man was frightened, but he did not flinch. He asked bravely,"Who are you?" Why are you in my bar with a gun?" The man replied,"I am the master of this world and I am looking for someone who can live in harmony with me." Are you ready for the challenge?" The young man thought about it and decided to face the challenge bravely. So the man gave him a challenge: on a full moon night, he had to find a single woman in a completely strange town and spend the night with her, but he could not leave this place or the world would be destroyed. The young man accepted the challenge and began his search. He walked for a long time and encountered many difficulties and challenges, but he never gave up. In the end, he finally found the single woman and they spent a wonderful night together. When the young man woke up the next day, he found that the world had been destroyed. He was shocked, but he didn't back down. He continued to look for people who could get along harmoniously and help the world restore peace. In the end, he finally found someone he could get along with and they created a better world together. The young man was very proud because he had helped the world become a better place through his own efforts.

I can tell you a classic long joke. The following is a possible example: One day, a mathematician and a physicist walked into a bar. The mathematician ordered a glass of wine while the physicist ordered a glass of beer. The mathematician took a sip of wine and asked,"Do you know why prime numbers are infinite?" The physicist smiled and replied," I don't know, but I know that beer is infinite." The mathematician was surprised and asked,"can you tell me why beer is infinite?" The physicist nodded." Because the beer bottles in the bar are infinite." The mathematician and physicist looked at each other and fell silent for a while. Finally, the mathematician said," Alright, I admit that I don't know the answer, but let's continue drinking."

An example of a long joke is as follows: A parrot walked into a bar and sat at the bar counter. When the bar owner saw it, he asked the parrot,"Hello, little bird. Why did you come to the bar today?" The parrot replied,"I'm here to find my bird friend." The bar owner asked,"Where is your bird friend?" "He's sharpening it," replied the parrot. (Note: The English spell of Molile is Malaysia and my lai is similar to "my friend")