Funny Rude Christmas Stories: Share Some Hilarious and Naughty Christmas Tales

There was a little boy who was so excited to decorate the Christmas tree. He started putting ornaments on, but he thought the dog's chew toys would make great additions too. So, he hung up a couple of old, slobbery dog toys among the beautiful baubles. His parents were quite surprised when they saw it but couldn't help but laugh at his creativity.

There was a Christmas party where the host planned to have a real snowman as a decoration. So they made a snowman outside and brought it inside carefully. But as the party got warmer, the snowman started to melt. First its nose (a carrot) fell off, then one of its arms. By the end of the party, all that was left was a puddle and a few sticks. It was a disaster but also really funny in hindsight.

One year, my family decided to have a real Christmas dinner outside in the garden. We set up a big table and chairs. But then a bunch of squirrels showed up. They were so bold! They climbed onto the table and started nibbling at the Christmas cookies. We were all so shocked at first, but then we just laughed. It was like they were uninvited but very cute guests at our Christmas party.

One funny church Christmas story is about the nativity play. A little boy was cast as Joseph, but he got so excited that he started ad - libbing lines. Instead of saying his scripted lines, he started talking about how he was going to take Mary and baby Jesus to the best pizza place in Bethlehem. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.

One funny story is about a teacher who decided to dress up as Santa for the class Christmas party. But his fake beard kept falling off. Every time he leaned forward to give a student a gift, it would slip, and the students couldn't stop laughing.

One rude Christmas story could be about a neighbor who, during a Christmas party, got drunk and started making unkind remarks about everyone's Christmas decorations, saying they were tacky. Another might be a family gathering where one person rudely criticized the gifts they received, showing no gratitude. And there could also be a story of a store clerk being rude to customers during the Christmas shopping rush, spoiling the festive mood for many.

In a Telugu funny story, there was a young boy who was very mischievous. He saw a magician in the village square. The magician was showing tricks and had a hat. The boy thought it would be funny to put a frog in the magician's hat. When the magician reached in to pull out a rabbit, he instead found a frog and was so startled that he ran away, much to the amusement of the onlookers.

One funny Christmas story is about an adult who decided to dress up as Santa for the neighborhood kids. But he accidentally got his beard stuck in the fence while trying to sneak into the yard. He was wiggling around trying to free himself when the kids found him and thought it was part of the act. They were all laughing hysterically.

In a small town, there was a Christmas pageant where the kids were supposed to move right or left on stage according to the story being told. But one little boy got so excited that he started moving in the wrong direction every time. Instead of looking like a well - coordinated nativity scene, it turned into a chaos of kids running around in all directions. The audience couldn't stop laughing, and it became a very funny and memorable Christmas event.

Sure. There was once a Santa Claus impersonator at a shopping mall who had a very naughty reindeer puppet. The reindeer would 'talk' to the kids and say things like 'You better give me an extra cookie or I won't pull Santa's sleigh!'. The kids were both shocked and amused. It made for a very interesting and naughty Christmas encounter at the mall.