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Can you share some funny Xmas poems and stories?

2024-10-25 03:54
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One funny Xmas poem is 'Santa's Belly Bounces'. 'Santa's belly, big and round, bounces like a rubber ball. When he laughs and when he moves, it jiggles over all. His belt can barely hold it in, as he goes from house to house. Delivering presents with a grin, his bouncy belly is the star of the show.' A funny story could be about a reindeer who gets his antlers stuck in a wreath and has to fly around with it all night, looking quite comical.

Sure! A funny Xmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse. He nibbled on cheese, beneath the tree bright, waiting for Santa, what a funny sight!' As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless!

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Can you share some funny Xmas stories?

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2024-11-05 23:42

At an office Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person received a pair of socks with a picture of their boss's face on it. Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it. It turned out to be a really creative and funny gift that lightened up the whole party.

Can you share some funny short xmas stories?

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2024-12-06 21:50

One funny xmas story is about a family who got a real live reindeer as a surprise gift. But the reindeer was more interested in eating the Christmas tree than being part of the festive scene. It ran around the living room with tinsel in its antlers, causing chaos and laughter.

Can you share some funny short Xmas stories?

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2024-12-02 16:59

One funny Xmas story is about a family that got a live turkey for Christmas dinner. But the turkey escaped and ran around the house, with the kids chasing it. It finally hid under the Christmas tree. The family was so amused that they decided to keep the turkey as a pet instead of having it for dinner.

Can you share some true funny Xmas stories?

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2024-11-28 02:48

Sure. One funny Xmas story is about a family who decided to dress their dog as Santa Claus. The dog, a little pug, waddled around with the Santa hat and beard on, looking more like a furry red ball. Every time it tried to bark, the beard would get in the way, making it sound like muffled growls. It was hilarious and made the whole family laugh throughout Christmas day.

Can you share some short funny xmas stories?

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2024-11-15 01:16

Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until finally he popped out, but his beard was all askew and he looked quite comical.

Can you share some short funny xmas stories?

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2024-11-10 20:25

A little boy once wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real live reindeer. When Santa showed up at his house on Christmas Eve, he brought a stuffed reindeer and said 'This is the best I could do for now. Keep being good and one day you might get a real one!'

Can you share some funny Xmas party stories?

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2024-11-09 15:53

There was an Xmas party where we decided to have a Christmas carol competition. One group was so into it that they started doing really wild dance moves while singing. It was hilarious. They ended up winning not because of their singing but their over - the - top performance. There were people falling over from laughing so hard.

Can you share some funny Christmas poems and stories?

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2024-11-18 07:03

Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for the cat, chasing that string! It adds a humorous twist to the classic. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless.

Can you share some funny Christmas poems and stories?

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2024-11-12 05:59

Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for my cat who knocked down the curtain. He chased his tail round the Christmas tree, making a mess of the presents for all to see. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally dyed Santa's beard green instead of white while trying to be helpful with the Christmas preparations.

What are some of the most hilarious Xmas poems and stories?

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2024-10-26 12:18

One of the funniest Xmas poems is 'The Jolly Old Elf's Mishap'. 'Santa, that jolly old elf, had a bit of a self - made wealth. He tripped on a toy, in his own toy - store joy. And landed with a thump, in a big plump lump. His beard was all askew, his hat no longer new. But he laughed it off, like a good old buff. And continued his journey, with a bit of a flurry.' A hilarious Xmas story could be about a Christmas tree that starts walking around the house at night because it was enchanted by a magic spell from a naughty elf.

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