Tell me a funny scary ghost story.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who lived in an old mansion. He was very scary looking with his white sheet and big black holes for eyes. But he was also really clumsy. One day, he was trying to scare a little girl who had come to explore the mansion. He floated out from behind a curtain with a loud 'BOO!'. But instead of scaring the girl, she just laughed because his sheet got caught on a nail and he couldn't move. The girl helped him free and they became friends. After that, the ghost would often play little tricks on the girl that were more funny than scary, like making the teacups dance on the table.

A group of friends decided to explore an old, supposedly haunted mansion. As they walked through the dark hallways, they saw a white figure floating towards them. They were terrified at first. But as the figure got closer, they noticed it was a very short ghost. One of the friends couldn't help but laugh and said, 'You're not so scary, little ghost!' The ghost got angry and started making funny faces. Then it led them to a hidden room full of old treasures. The friends realized that this ghost was just a bit of a prankster, and they all left the mansion with a great story to tell.

Once upon a time, there was a haunted house. People said it was full of ghosts. A group of friends decided to explore it at night. As they entered, they heard strange noises. One friend got so scared that he started running around in circles. But then they found out it was just an old cat stuck in a cupboard making all the noise. They all laughed at how scared they had been.

Once upon a time, in a small village, there was a cemetery that no one liked to visit at night. A traveler named Tom got lost and ended up near the cemetery. He decided to take shelter there until morning. As he sat down, he noticed a strange mist rising. Out of the mist, a ghostly figure of an old man emerged. The old man had a sad look on his face and seemed to be searching for something. Tom was so scared that he couldn't move. The ghostly old man came closer and closer, and then suddenly disappeared. Tom quickly found his way out of there and left the village as soon as he could.

Once upon a time, in an old, abandoned mansion, there was a young girl who heard strange noises at night. She saw a white figure floating in the hallway. It was a ghost of a woman who had died there long ago. Every night, the girl would feel a cold breeze as the ghost passed by her room. She was so scared that she couldn't sleep. One night, she finally mustered up the courage to run out of the mansion and never returned.

There was a motel by the side of a desolate highway. A traveler checked in late at night. As he was about to sleep, he heard a faint sobbing. He thought it was his imagination at first. But then the sobbing grew louder. He got up to look around and saw a woman in a tattered dress standing in the corner of the room. Her face was pale and her eyes were hollow. He screamed and fled the motel, leaving all his belongings behind.

In a small village, there was an old well. Legend had it that a young girl had drowned in it many years ago. One day, a little boy named Timmy dropped his ball into the well. When he peered down to look for it, he saw a face looking back at him. It was the ghost of the drowned girl. She reached out her hand as if asking for help. Timmy screamed and ran to his mother, leaving the ball behind.

In an old cemetery, there was a particular grave that always gave off an eerie feeling. A man named Tom, who worked as a caretaker there, often noticed strange things around it. One foggy night, he saw a faint glow above the grave. As he walked closer, he heard a woman's voice sobbing. When he reached the spot, he saw a translucent figure of a woman in a white dress. He was so terrified that he dropped his lantern and ran all the way home.

There was a haunted forest where a ghost was rumored to lurk. The ghost was that of a hunter who got lost and died in the forest long ago. His apparition would appear in the form of a misty figure. One night, a group of hikers decided to camp in the forest. As they were sitting around the campfire, they heard the sound of a gunshot and a man's scream. Then, they saw the ghostly figure of the hunter emerge from the trees. They were so scared that they ran out of the forest without looking back.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who was really bad at scaring people. He would float into a room, make a spooky noise, but then accidentally trip over his own spectral sheet. Everyone would just burst out laughing instead of being scared.