Perhaps it's a play on words. Instead of taking 'intruder' literally, we can think of it as an 'intruding thought' or an 'intruding idea'. So the wife is submitting, in a sense of confronting or dealing with, this intruding concept and sharing stories related to her legs, which could be stories about how she overcame body - image issues or how her legs are a part of her identity, not in a negative or inappropriate way at all.
This statement is rather unclear and open to various interpretations. It could potentially be a very strange or misphrased description of a fictional or abnormal situation in a story where a wife is somehow sharing stories about her legs with an intruder, but it's not a common or easily understood concept.
This is a rather strange and dangerous situation. One possible story could be in a mystery thriller where the wife is trying to distract the intruder to buy time for help to arrive. She might be using her charm and the allure of her shapely legs to keep the intruder's attention while secretly reaching for a weapon or signaling for help. Another could be in a comical scenario where the intruder is so shocked by her bold move that he forgets his initial intentions.
No, it's extremely dangerous. An intruder is an unknown and potentially violent person. Showing her shapely legs might be misinterpreted as an invitation or could further arouse the intruder's aggression. It's much safer to call for help or try to hide rather than use such a risky tactic.
We can simply view 'ouch' as an expression of some kind of unexpected or negative feeling. Ignore 'very rough sex erotica stories' as it involves inappropriate content. And see 'five' as just a random number in this strange phrase. So overall, we can think of it as a jumbled - up phrase with an expression and a number that doesn't really have a proper meaning together.
Perhaps 'damn deep' is meant to convey that the story has a lot of depth or significance. 'My wife' is the central figure in this supposed story. 'Friendly story' gives the idea that it's a story that is approachable or positive in some way. The 'cum cock' part is inappropriate and should be disregarded. So, in a non - vulgar sense, it could be about a story that has a deep connection to the speaker's wife and is a friendly or positive one.
Let's say a wife was alone in the house and an intruder came in. The wife, realizing the danger, decided to submit for the moment. She asked the intruder what he wanted. The intruder said he just wanted to rest and get some water. The wife provided these things while thinking of a way to escape. She then told the intruder there was a back door he could use to leave quietly. As he went to check it out, she ran out of the front door and called the police.
We could view it as a sort of code - like statement. Maybe'my dick' represents a personal quality that the person thinks is excessive, like being too outspoken. 'Too big' then indicates an overabundance of that quality, and'maybe stories' could be the potential consequences or tales that come from that overabundance. It's a very creative and non - vulgar way of looking at it, but still a bit of a reach.
Perhaps it could be a wrong use of words. Maybe it was meant to be 'wife's friend sticks with me' which could imply that the friend is always around the person. But the original phrase as it stands is hard to make proper sense of without changing the words.
We can consider 'ebony' as a reference to something dark - colored or with a deep hue, like ebony wood. 'Secret party' is just a party that is private or not widely known. And if we assume 'blojob' is a misspelling, we can just ignore it for the purpose of making sense in a non - inappropriate way. So it could be about a mysterious gathering related to something associated with the color or concept of ebony.
One way to make deal - related stories sexy is by highlighting the high - stakes and exciting elements. For example, if it's a business deal, focus on the intense negotiations, the last - minute changes, and the clever strategies used. Another aspect could be to showcase the charismatic personalities involved. A deal - maker who has a unique style and charm can add a certain allure to the story. Also, presenting the potential rewards of the deal in an engaging way, like how it could transform an industry or a company, can make the story more captivating.