Tell me another funny prayer story

A young girl was praying before bedtime. She said, 'Dear God, I hope my brother stops pulling my hair tomorrow. If you can't make him stop, can you at least give me stronger hands so I can pull his hair back?' Her mother heard this and had to explain to her that wasn't quite how prayer was supposed to work, but it was still really funny.

There was an old man who was known for his long and elaborate prayers. One day, while praying in the church, he accidentally dozed off in the middle of his prayer. He started snoring loudly, and when he woke up suddenly, he said, 'Amen' really loudly as if he had just finished his prayer. Everyone in the church had a good chuckle.

Well, there was once a little boy who was praying before bed. He said, 'Dear God, please make sure my sister stops borrowing my toys without asking. And if you can't do that, at least make her toys more fun so I don't care. Amen.' It was really funny how he tried to bargain with God in his simple, innocent way.

Once upon a time, a little boy was reciting the Lord's Prayer in Sunday school. Instead of saying 'Give us this day our daily bread', he said 'Give us this day our daily bed'! Everyone in the class burst out laughing.

One day at the zoo, the zookeeper found that the monkeys had painted their faces to look like clowns. They had somehow gotten hold of some paint and brushes. They were swinging around and making funny faces at the visitors. The visitors were all laughing and taking pictures. It was like the monkeys were putting on their own little circus show, and the zookeeper didn't know whether to be angry or just laugh along.

A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.

Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.

There was a Friday when a dog chased its own tail in the park. People were watching and laughing as the dog just kept going round and round, completely oblivious to how silly it looked. Eventually, it got dizzy and just plopped down on the grass, which made everyone laugh even more.

There was a fish in a fish tank. It was a very curious fish. One day, it saw its own reflection in the glass and thought it was another fish. It started trying to swim through the glass to get to this 'new fish'. It bumped its nose against the glass over and over again. The other fish in the tank just watched it, probably thinking it was a bit silly.

There was this gay couple who went to a karaoke bar. One of them was a really bad singer but was super confident. He got up on stage and started singing a love song in the most off - key way. His partner was in the audience, laughing and also cheering him on. In the end, the whole bar was laughing and clapping along, not because it was good but because it was so hilariously bad.