What are the most memorable funny Crusader Kings 2 stories you've heard?

The story of a player whose character was a religious fanatic in Crusader Kings is quite memorable. This character launched a crusade not for land or power but solely to purify the 'infidel' lands. Their single - minded devotion to the cause led to some extreme actions during the crusade, both in terms of military strategy and dealing with the conquered people. It was a very intense and unique playthrough.

One of the most memorable Crusader Kings stories is that of a peasant who rose to power. He was a simple farmer at first but showed great leadership skills during a local crisis. The local lords recognized his abilities and gradually promoted him. He ended up being an important advisor to the king and his family even got ennobled, which was a very rare feat for a peasant at that time.

A memorable story is of a player who had a character with a very low - tier title. But this character was extremely lucky in battles. He won several small skirmishes against much larger forces. Word of his military prowess spread, and other lords started to flock to his banner. He then launched a crusade and managed to capture Jerusalem, which was a huge achievement considering his starting position. It was like a rags - to - riches story in the game world.

One of the craziest stories involves a character who was obsessed with collecting rare artifacts. They would go to any lengths to get these items. They even made alliances with pagan tribes just to get access to a special relic. This led to a lot of in - game drama as their Christian vassals were not happy with this alliance. But in the end, they managed to create a grand museum of sorts in their capital, filled with all the rare artifacts they had collected, becoming a sort of legend in the game world for their unique collection.

A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.

One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.

A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.

There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.

I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.

I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.