Can you rewrite 'wife gone bull makes husband suck story' into a more understandable phrase?

This phrase is quite puzzling. It might be a story that involves the wife leaving and then some situation arising for the husband that is symbolized by the 'bull' and whatever the'suck' part is supposed to mean. It could also be a misphrasing of something else. If it's from a specific region or community, they might have their own understanding of these words in relation to a story, but from a general perspective, it's very difficult to say precisely what it means.

Maybe 'A story related to a wife and an initial large... (thing)' where we remove the inappropriate connotation of the original phrase.

It could be rewritten as 'The wife loves it in the story' if we assume 'th' was a misspelling.

It's definitely not a common phrase. One way to make it more understandable could be to break it down. Try to find out if 'wife blows' is a local or family - specific expression. And for 'husband watches stories', clarify what kind of stories, like news stories, fictional stories or family stories. Then it might start to make more sense.

A story about a wife's misfortune.

Since the original phrase is rather unclear and contains some inappropriate - seeming parts, we could rewrite it as 'Changing relationships and related stories' to make it more appropriate and understandable.

A story about a stepmom and a choking incident.

How about 'The tale of a wife (presumably petite) who pursues the neighbor's cock (rooster)?' This way, it's easier to get the gist that there's a story involving a woman and a neighbor's bird.

It could potentially be rewritten as 'The story of a girl being forced'. This way, it gets rid of the strange 'e' and 'ony' and presents a more understandable idea about a girl in a forced situation within a story.

Perhaps it was meant to be 'The girl had a couple of stories' which is a much more common and understandable phrase.