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What could be a really funny comment on a report card?

2024-10-26 20:28
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Maybe something like 'Your attempts at whispering to your neighbor during class are more entertaining than the lessons. But we are here for education, not stand - up comedy.' This comment is funny because it playfully scolds the student for chatting in class while also making a joke about their behavior being like a comedic performance.

For a student who is always sleepy in class, a comment such as 'You have mastered the art of sleeping upright in your chair. Consider joining a circus act instead of class.' could be quite humorous. This type of comment not only points out the behavior in a funny way but also shows that the teacher has a bit of a sense of humor. It's a different approach from the usual stern remarks and can make the student and their parents chuckle when they read the report card.

A comment like 'Your handwriting is so unique, it looks like it's from an alien language, but at least it's creative!' would be really funny.

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Card Apprentice Daily Log

Dalton Wyatt, a world-renowned scientist and inventor, is transmigrated into the body of a high school student, also named Dalton Wyatt, who had tragically committed suicide due to unfortunate circumstances and a complicated life. The enchanting world of cards he finds himself in is vastly different from Earth, yet eerily similar in certain aspects. Unlike the peaceful Earth, where humans fought only amongst themselves, this new world is plagued by dungeons and monsters. Here, humanity's survival hinges on battling these mythical and legendary creatures. Ordinary mortals lack the strength to stand against such formidable foes. Thankfully, a select few are blessed with the ability to harness their souls, manifest soul power, and become card apprentices—humanity’s last hope against extinction. Card apprentices are individuals who form contracts with grimoires, mystical artifacts that allow them to wield powerful and versatile cards to fend off monsters and conquer dungeons. A grimoire provides card apprentices with abilities such as card creation and card fusion. Most importantly, it enables them to unlock their full potential in card battles. While this world shares the concept of science with Earth, its focus is not on electronics or industrialization. Instead, cards replace the need for most technologies, fulfilling even the smallest of daily necessities. This world revolves entirely around the grimoire’s abilities, particularly card creation and card fusion. Transmigrated to a place where strength can be bought with money, Dr. Wyatt is forced to earn a living to ensure his survival. Fortunately, with his otherworldly knowledge and expertise, card creation comes naturally to him, setting him apart from other card apprentices. Dr. Wyatt crafts and sells perfect, powerful, and resourceful cards, steadily growing stronger in this monster-ridden world. --- "What did you say? Making good cards is hard? Bah! Card creation is a breeze." "My friend, let me enlighten you—there are no 'trash card ingredients,' only incompetent card creationists." [Commencing card creation using ingredients, i)Bloody Veins - G Rank, Mortal Grade ii)Nyon Rope - G Rank, Mortal Grade iii)Common Core - G Rank, Mortal Grade Card creation… complete! Card Name: Bloody Rope Card Type: Item Card Card Rank: E Rank, Common Grade Card Rating: 3 Stars Card Durability: 100/100 Card Effect: The Bloody Rope can bind and incapacitate its target. When in contact with a target’s wound, it triggers paralysis and blood drain effects. Additional Effect: Paralysis, Blood Drain] "This can’t be real! You used G-rank mortal-grade ingredients and yet crafted an E-rank common-grade card with full durability and a three-star rating? This isn’t real—I must still be dreaming! I couldn’t possibly have woken up today—this has to be a dream!"
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Can you share a funny report card story?

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2024-10-25 15:32

Sure. One time, my friend got his report card and it said he was 'excellent at daydreaming during math class'. His teacher had a sense of humor. Instead of just writing 'needs to pay attention more', she made it into this funny comment that we still laugh about today.

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2024-10-06 12:40

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What are some 'report card horror stories'?

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2024-11-28 02:32

One 'report card horror story' could be getting all Fs when you were expecting at least some passing grades. Maybe you studied hard but still did poorly due to a misunderstanding of the material or a bad test - taking day.

What could be a really funny midget story?

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2024-12-06 13:24

Imagine a midget who was a delivery man. He had a tiny bicycle to make his deliveries. One time, he had to deliver a huge bouquet of flowers. The bouquet was almost as big as he was. He pedaled his little bike with great effort, and the flowers kept getting in his way. When he finally reached the destination, he was completely hidden behind the bouquet. The recipient couldn't stop laughing when they saw him peek out from behind the flowers.

What could be a really funny tapeworm story?

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2024-11-30 07:49

There was a student who always felt tired and sleepy in class. His teacher thought he was just being lazy. But then it turned out he had a tapeworm. After getting treatment, his energy came back. He later made a joke about it, saying that the tapeworm was like a little energy vampire that was sucking all his life away. He told this story at school and made everyone laugh.

What could be a really funny blimp story?

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2024-11-19 12:40

There was a small-town fair and a blimp was invited to be part of the attractions. The blimp had some technical glitches and instead of flying smoothly, it would bob up and down erratically. The fairgoers found this so funny that they started to place bets on whether the blimp would go up or down next. The blimp operator, though a bit embarrassed at first, soon joined in on the fun and made the best of the situation.

What could be a really funny unicorn story?

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2024-11-07 20:45

Well, here's one. A unicorn named Twinkle was extremely vain. It heard that unicorns with the shiniest horns were the most popular. So, it tried to polish its horn with honey. As you can imagine, all the bees in the area were attracted to the honey - covered horn. Twinkle ended up running around the forest with a swarm of bees chasing it. It was a hilarious sight.

What could be a really funny samurai story?

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2024-10-25 11:01

There was this old samurai who was a bit hard of hearing. His comrades were playing a prank on him. They told him that there was a dragon attacking the village. He charged out, shouting battle cries. When he got to the so - called dragon's lair, it was just a little lizard. He tried to fight it with his sword but it kept running around his feet. His friends were watching from afar and laughing uncontrollably at the sight.

What could be a really funny situation in a funny Easter bunny story?

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2024-11-13 08:18

The Easter bunny could mistake a skunk for a black cat and get sprayed while trying to be friendly. Then he would have to continue his egg - delivering journey smelling really bad, and every animal he meets would either run away or laugh at him.

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