There is a story where a green - texted character thought he could fly like a bird. He climbed up to the roof of a very tall building and jumped off, flapping his arms wildly. Of course, he couldn't fly and ended up in a big pile of leaves that had been raked up by the building's janitor. Fortunately, he wasn't hurt too badly, but he learned his lesson about trying to be something he's not.
A popular one is the story of the green - texted inventor. He created a time - traveling machine. But every time he used it, he ended up in the wrong era. One time, he landed in the dinosaur age and accidentally scared all the dinosaurs away because of his strange appearance. They thought he was some kind of new, scary creature. He had to wait for a very long time for the time - traveling machine to recharge so he could get back to his own time.
Sure. There's one where a guy thought he could fly by tying a bunch of balloons to his chair. He climbed up on the chair, tied the balloons and jumped off his balcony. Of course, he didn't fly but just ended up falling a short distance and getting tangled in the balloon strings. It's a classic 4chan green text story that shows someone's over - the - top and silly idea.
A group of green parrots decided to play a prank. They found a scarecrow in a field and started to decorate it with colorful feathers. When the farmer came, he was so shocked to see this strange new 'creature' in his field. The parrots were hiding in the trees, laughing so hard. They had turned the boring scarecrow into a hilarious multicolored and green - accented monstrosity.
There's this green text story where a group of pirates thought they had found a treasure map. They followed it religiously, only to end up on an island full of very friendly and chatty parrots. The parrots kept repeating 'no treasure here' but the pirates were too stubborn to listen and spent days digging holes all over the place.
Sure. Steve Green entered a talent show. He was going to sing but he got so nervous that when he opened his mouth, instead of the song lyrics, he started making up a completely random story about a flying elephant. The judges and the audience were so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.
Once upon a time, there was a little green frog. One day, it hopped into a library. The librarian was shocked and said, 'You can't be here!' The frog replied, 'I just want to read a book about flies.' And it started to jump on the bookshelves looking for such a book. Everyone in the library couldn't help but laugh at this funny green creature's determination.
Surprise elements often make a green text story very funny. For example, if a character who is supposed to be very serious and composed suddenly does something completely out of character like a tough detective starting to sing a silly song in the middle of an investigation.
Sure. A guy was texting his friend about a new tattoo he got on his butt. He accidentally texted his mom. His mom's response was 'I don't need to know about your behind parts!'. It was really funny and the guy was super embarrassed.
Definitely. A colleague of mine was using text - to - speech to review some funny customer feedback at work. One of the feedbacks was written in a very broken English with a lot of made - up words that were clearly for comical effect. When the text - to - speech tried to read it out, it was completely lost. It pronounced the words in the most absurd ways, and the grammar mistakes were emphasized in a way that made it seem like the text was from another planet. We all had a great laugh at how the text - to - speech made a hilarious situation even more so.
Sure. There's a story about a green - thumbed grandma. She had a tiny balcony but managed to grow a whole jungle of plants on it. Her neighbors were always amazed at how she could make such a small space so green and beautiful. She would share her cuttings and advice with everyone, spreading the love for plants all around.
The story of a parrot that mimicked its owner's angry rant is a popular meme story. The owner was yelling about something, and the parrot repeated every word with the same angry tone. Someone recorded it and made it into a meme with captions like 'When you're so mad but the parrot steals the show'. This meme got popular as it was both funny and the parrot was so expressive.