What are some interesting free pissing stories?

There are many great aspects of the gay community like their contributions to fashion, music, and social awareness, and we should shift our attention to those instead of seeking such unseemly stories.

I'm not sure specifically what 'black pissing stories' are as it's not a common or well - known topic. It could potentially refer to some very rare medical conditions where the urine appears blackish due to certain substances in the body, like in cases of certain metabolic disorders or the presence of specific toxins.

Well, one Christmas pissing story could be about a little kid who was so excited on Christmas morning that they couldn't hold it and had an accident right by the Christmas tree. It was a bit of a mess but also quite a funny moment for the family.

I heard about a man who was at a crowded beach. He really needed to pee but the public restrooms were far away. He tried to find a secluded spot between some beach umbrellas. Just as he started, a big wave came and soaked his feet. He had to run back to his towel all wet and embarrassed. It was a hilarious story that his friends love to tell.

I don't really have any specific 'pissing girls outdoors stories' to share. It's not a very common or appropriate topic for general storytelling in a positive sense. However, if we consider the idea of girls being outdoors and facing challenges related to finding restrooms or such in a more light - hearted and appropriate way, there could be some humorous anecdotes. For example, a girl on a long hike who has to be very creative to find a private spot.

Yes, in some Native American folklore, there are stories that involve female characters and their relationship with water in a symbolic way. For example, the story of a certain water spirit that was often depicted as female. However, these are more about the cultural significance of water and femininity rather than the literal act of 'pissing'.

Another nature - related pissing story is about plants. Some plants release certain chemicals through their roots that can be thought of as a form of 'pissing' in the plant world. These chemicals can affect the soil around them, either inhibiting the growth of other plants (allelopathy) or attracting beneficial organisms. For example, legumes release chemicals that can attract nitrogen - fixing bacteria. It's like their own way of interacting with the environment through a kind of 'urine - like' substance.

Stories about family bonds could be great alternatives. For example, stories of a mother and child sharing a beautiful day at the park, having a picnic, and enjoying each other's company. It focuses on positive interactions rather than inappropriate themes.

My neighbor once told me that he and his wife were on a hike. There was a small stream. His wife jokingly said she could use it as a natural toilet. He stood a bit away to give her privacy but still be there for safety. They both found it quite funny and it became a light - hearted memory in their relationship.

I'm not sure exactly what you mean by 'group pissing femdom' in a non - adult context. However, if we consider 'femdom' as female dominance in general situations, stories could involve women taking charge in various group settings like in a business project where female leaders lead a group to success.