Tell me a super funny story.

A guy I know asked a girl out by dressing up as a pizza delivery man. He showed up at her door with a pizza and a note that said 'This pizza is not the only hot thing here. Will you go out with me?'. The girl was completely caught off guard and burst out laughing. She said yes, and they still laugh about it today.

I went on a Valentine's date to a movie theater. We got the wrong seats and ended up sitting next to a couple who were very much in love and were constantly whispering sweet nothings to each other. My date and I started making funny faces at each other about it. Then, during the movie, my date accidentally dropped their popcorn all over the floor. We tried to be quiet as we picked it up, but we couldn't stop giggling. It was a really fun and comical date.

At midnight, a boy was in his bedroom. He saw a ghostly face at the window. He screamed. Then he noticed it was his friend playing a prank with a Halloween mask.

A man was sleeping when he thought he saw a ghostly figure at the foot of his bed. He jumped up and turned on the light, only to find his cat had knocked over a pile of clothes, creating the spooky shape.

The first time I met my wife, she told me that she had a dream: to become a rich woman and support me. I told her,"My dream is to become a billionaire and support you." She looked at me in surprise and said,"How could you have such a dream?" "Because I already have a billionaire, I just need to find another billionaire and we can start." A bird flew to a new place and found that there were many animals here. So he asked a rabbit,"Why are you so happy?" The rabbit replied,"Because I just ate a fly on the grass and now I have no job!" 3 Someone went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A wolf went into a sheep pen and asked the sheep,"why are you alive?" The sheep replied,"We are raised by you." The wolf said,"No, I'm here to rob you." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to the bank to withdraw money and was waiting in line. He saw a man dancing in front of the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why don't you throw him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM." A man was lost in the desert. He saw a camel and asked the camel for directions. "You're going the wrong way," said the camel."This is the route to the oasis." The man said,"That's great. I happen to have a thirsty kettle. Can you bring it over for me?" The camel replied,"Of course, but you have to promise me that if you go to the oasis, I will bring back all the water for you." A man was trapped on an isolated island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. 9 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't care what you think." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." "I don't care how you feel," the man replied. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

Here's one. I was at a concert and I was singing along really loudly. I was so into it that I didn't realize I was singing the wrong lyrics until the person next to me started laughing and corrected me.

1. A woman and her boyfriend are dating. Boyfriend: Your hairstyle is so unique! Girlfriend: Where? Boyfriend: Just like a lion! Girlfriend: Ah! No, you're my lion! One day, Cao Cao brought his son Cao Ang, his brother Cao Hong, and his favorite Sima Yi to a bar for a drink. Cao Cao said,"The lights here are very suitable for the four of us to illuminate our lives together." Sima Yi thought for a moment and said,"Why don't the four of us light up the bar together!" In an interview, the interviewer asked,"If you were considering whether to give up your mother tongue, what language would you choose?" One candidate replied,"I will choose English because if I give up English now, I may have to give up my mother tongue in the future." Interviewer: (silent for a moment) Then he said, You are still far from passing the interview. Don't think about this question for now. Xiaoming went on a trip and saw a fish in a hotel. It could actually talk! It said,"Hello, this is a hotel. I can't swim. Can you throw me out?" One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples met a rabbit on their way to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. "Are you a rabbit?" Tang Sanzang asked the rabbit. The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a monk." "Then are you Tang Sanzang?" The rabbit replied,"No, I'm a rabbit." Tang Sanzang thought for a while and finally couldn't help but laugh."Aren't you talking nonsense? Of course you know you're a rabbit!"

A duck went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at the duck's house, his friend tried to help the duck to the door, but the duck kept struggling and even pushed his friend to the ground. At last, the duck said,"Do you know why I'm a duck?" Because I'm a bird, but I married a pig!"

There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.