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Tell me a hilarious New Years resolution story you know.

2024-10-26 00:26
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One person made a New Years resolution to wear a different wacky hat every day. One day it was a giant sombrero, the next day a bright pink top hat with a large flower. People on the street would stare and sometimes laugh. His family and friends always looked forward to seeing what crazy hat he would show up in next. It added a lot of humor to his daily life and those around him.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet

Perfect Secret Love: The Bad New Wife is a Little Sweet

“How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won’t fall for the same tricks twice!
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2490 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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2350 Chs
May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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What are some of the most hilarious New Years resolution stories you've heard?

2 answers
2024-10-31 15:09

I heard about a guy who resolved to stop eating junk food. On New Year's Day, he found a bag of chips in his pantry that he had forgotten about. He stared at it for a long time, trying to resist, but finally gave in. He later joked that his resolution lasted about five minutes. It was really funny.

Can you share a New Years resolution story?

2 answers
2024-11-08 06:34

Well, here's a story. I had a New Years resolution to run a marathon. I wasn't much of a runner before. I began with short runs around my neighborhood. I gradually increased the distance. There were days when I wanted to give up, especially when it was cold or I was tired. But I kept at it. I joined a running group for motivation. Eventually, I completed the marathon, and it was a huge accomplishment for me.

What are some hilarious new year resolution funny stories?

1 answer
2024-12-07 22:26

One funny story involves a man who resolved to stop using his phone so much. He put his phone in a drawer to keep himself from using it. But then he started to feel really anxious without it. After an hour, he took the phone out, saying, 'I just need to check if there are any important messages. I'll start my resolution tomorrow.' It shows how difficult it can be to break a habit and the humorous side of new year resolutions.

Can you tell me some hilarious new years eve funny stories?

3 answers
2024-11-03 23:21

Yes. I remember one New Year's Eve at a friend's place. They had a piñata for the kids. But when one of the adults tried to break it open, he swung so hard that he missed the piñata completely and hit a lamp instead. The lamp fell over and everyone just froze for a second and then burst out laughing.

Can you share a funny New Years resolution story?

1 answer
2024-10-24 17:39

Sure! One person's New Years resolution was to stop using exclamation marks in their texts for a whole year. But every time they got excited, they had to rewrite the message multiple times to avoid that mark. It was really funny seeing them struggle with self - control in their digital communication.

Tell me a high - resolution Christmas story.

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2024-12-01 22:39

Once upon a time, on a clear Christmas Eve, a little girl named Lily was looking out of her window at the high - resolution winter wonderland. The snow - covered trees and rooftops sparkled like diamonds. Santa Claus, with his reindeer, was flying across the sky. His sleigh was filled with toys for all the children. Lily left out some warm milk and cookies for Santa. When she woke up in the morning, there were presents under the beautifully decorated Christmas tree. It was a magical Christmas for her.

Tell me a hilarious Christmas story.

1 answer
2024-12-09 03:25

There was this Christmas when all the Christmas lights in town started to dance on their own. People thought it was a new high - tech display. But it turned out a little mouse had chewed through some wires and created a short - circuit that made the lights go crazy. Everyone had a great laugh as they watched the lights do their wild dance. It was a very unique and hilarious Christmas event.

Tell me a hilarious funny story.

1 answer
2024-11-29 05:28

A man went to a new barber. The barber was very chatty. He asked the man, 'What do you do for a living?' The man replied that he was a magician. The barber said, 'Oh, that's really cool. So can you make people disappear?' The man said, 'Yes, I can.' The barber then said, 'Well, you can start with my wife!' It was a really funny moment.

Tell me about the Squirrel's New Year's Resolution Online Story.

1 answer
2024-12-08 17:33

I'm not sure specifically which 'Squirrel's New Year's Resolution Online Story' you mean. It could be about a squirrel making goals like finding more nuts, building a bigger nest, or making new friends in the new year.

Tell a story about New Year's resolution assembly.

3 answers
2024-10-29 04:01

At the New Year's resolution assembly, people gathered with great enthusiasm. Some shared their resolutions to be more fit, like running every morning. Others aimed to read more books. One person stood up and said they would learn a new language this year. Everyone was inspired by each other's goals, and there was a feeling of new beginnings in the air.

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