What is the best scream funny story you know?

Well, there is this story. A woman was walking in the park and saw a squirrel. She thought it was cute and tried to get closer to take a picture. But as she got near, the squirrel suddenly jumped towards her and made this loud screeching sound. She was so startled that she screamed and ran away. The funny part was that the squirrel just sat there looking confused, as if wondering why she ran. And when she told her friends about it later, they all laughed a great deal.

I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.

There was a young boy in a hindi slum. He was very interested in dancing. However, there was no proper place to practice. He would dance on the narrow lanes, and people would scold him for getting in the way. But he didn't stop. He joined a small local dance group. They practiced on rooftops. Eventually, they won a big dance competition. His story shows that no matter the circumstances, if you love something, keep at it.

There was this little boy at school. He was asked to draw a picture of his family. He drew a picture of his mom, dad, and himself. But when the teacher asked where his sister was, he said, 'She's at the store buying some more crayons because I need to draw her.' This is funny because of the innocent logic of the child.

A story I heard was about a magician. He was performing a big trick where he was supposed to disappear. But as he stepped into the box, his assistant accidentally closed the door too early and locked him in. He started banging on the box and shouting while the audience just laughed.

A great English funny story is about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, 'You can't have that. It goes against our policy.' The man replied, 'Fine, I'll just use the Internet.' The librarian quickly said, 'Wait, I'll find you that book.' This shows the librarian's sudden change of mind in a humorous way.

One funny story is about a toddler who found his mom's makeup. He painted his face like a little clown, with bright red lipstick all over his cheeks and eyeshadow on his forehead. His mom was shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh.

A family once tried to make a gingerbread house. But their dog thought it was a real house and kept trying to get in. He ended up knocking it over and then ate most of the gingerbread pieces. It was chaos but also really funny.

There's a story of a farmer who lost his tractor in the field. He called the police to report it. The police officer asked, 'Is your tractor red?' The farmer said yes. The officer said, 'We found it already.' The farmer was amazed and asked how they knew so fast. The officer replied, 'Because we have a red tractor that we picked up on the highway and we thought it might be yours since most tractors are red.'

There's this story of a woman who put on a pair of sunglasses that had a fake nose and mustache attached. She walked around the park like that, not realizing it at first. People were staring and laughing. When she finally noticed, she was so embarrassed but it made for a very funny 15 - second moment.