Share some thanksgiving funny short stories.

Here is one. A family was preparing the Thanksgiving turkey. They put it in the oven and after a while, they heard strange noises. When they opened the oven, the family dog had somehow sneaked in and was sitting next to the turkey, looking very content. It thought it had found the warmest and coziest place in the house.

There was a family who invited their new neighbors over for Thanksgiving. The neighbors brought a live turkey as a gift, thinking it was for dinner. But the family had already bought a turkey and didn't have the heart to kill the live one. So, they made the live turkey the 'guest of honor' for the day. They set up a little area for it in the yard and the kids had a great time showing it off to their relatives. It was a really funny and unexpected Thanksgiving.

At our Thanksgiving, we always have a family football game. One time, my uncle, who is a bit overweight, tried to make a touchdown. He ran so hard that his pants started to slip down. He didn't notice at first and kept running, with the whole family cheering and laughing. It was hilarious and has become a classic family Thanksgiving story.

One year, my aunt was trying to cook the turkey. She stuffed it with all kinds of delicious things, but she forgot to take out the plastic bag of giblets inside. When we cut into the turkey at dinner, there it was! We all had a good laugh about it.

One funny Thanksgiving story is about a family who decided to deep - fry their turkey for the first time. They filled the fryer with oil, but they didn't defrost the turkey completely. When they lowered the frozen - ish turkey into the hot oil, it caused a huge splash and the oil overflowed all over the patio. Luckily no one was hurt, and they ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving that year.

Here's another joke. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient chicks? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! These jokes are great for sharing during the Thanksgiving celebration.

One funny Thanksgiving story is about a family who decided to deep - fry their turkey for the first time. They set up the fryer outside, but they didn't defrost the turkey completely. When they put the still - partly - frozen turkey in the hot oil, it caused an enormous splash and a small fire. Fortunately, they managed to put it out quickly and ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving instead.

One funny Thanksgiving story is about a family who decided to deep - fry their turkey for the first time. They set up the fryer outside, but didn't realize how much oil they actually needed. When they put the frozen turkey in, the oil overflowed and caught fire. Luckily, no one was hurt and they ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving dinner.

There was a family that always had a big Thanksgiving dinner at their grandmother's house. One year, the kids decided to put on a play for the adults during the dinner. They had made up their own version of the first Thanksgiving. But in the middle of the play, one of the kids forgot his lines and started making up the silliest things. For example, he said the pilgrims came to America on a giant swan instead of a ship. It had everyone in stitches.

One funny Thanksgiving story is about a family who decided to deep - fry their turkey for the first time. They followed all the instructions carefully, but when they lowered the turkey into the hot oil, it caused the oil to overflow and start a small fire in the backyard. Everyone panicked at first, but then they quickly grabbed the fire extinguisher and put out the fire. In the end, they ordered pizza for Thanksgiving dinner and still had a great time laughing about the whole fiasco.