Share some funny Shadowrun stories.
One funny Shadowrun story is about a decker who thought he could hack into a high - security corporate mainframe easily. He managed to get past the first few security layers but then accidentally triggered a virus that made all the office printers in the building print out pictures of his own face. It was hilarious as employees were confused and the corporate security was in chaos trying to figure out what was going on.
In another story, a group of Shadowrunners were hired to protect a VIP at a concert. The rigger in the group decided to park his drones on the roof for a better view. However, during the concert, a strong gust of wind blew one of the drones off the roof and it landed right in the middle of the stage. The band thought it was part of a new special effect and started playing around with it while the Shadowrunners were frantically trying to get it back without blowing their cover.
There was a Shadowrun team on a mission to steal a valuable data chip from a gang hideout. The street samurai of the team was so confident that he charged in first. But he didn't notice a low - hanging beam and smacked his head right into it. While he was dazed, the mage of the group used a spell to make it look like there were a dozen copies of the street samurai running around, which distracted the gang long enough for the team to grab the chip and escape. It was quite a comical scene.
Can you share some shadowrun funny stories?
Well, in one Shadowrun session, our team of runners was supposed to infiltrate a high - security building. One of the guys, a street samurai, thought he could jump from one rooftop to another to get in. But he miscalculated the distance and ended up hanging from a window ledge by his fingertips while shouting for help. It was quite a funny sight considering how tough he usually acts.
Can you share some Shadowrun funny stories?
Sure. There was one time a mage in Shadowrun tried to cast a spell to make his coffee hotter. But instead, he ended up turning the coffee into a small, angry coffee elemental that chased him around the room. It was hilarious as he ran, trying to avoid the scalding hot coffee elemental while his friends just watched and laughed.
What are the most memorable shadowrun funny stories you know?
There was a Shadowrun game where a group of runners had to deal with a powerful dragon. One of the runners, who was really full of himself, tried to negotiate with the dragon by using some really bad pickup lines. The dragon just looked at him like he was an idiot, and the rest of the team couldn't stop laughing at his failed attempt at diplomacy.
Can you recall any really funny Shadowrun stories?
A Shadowrun group was infiltrating a high - rise building. The infiltrator, who was known for his stealth skills, managed to get into the elevator shaft. But as he was climbing up, his foot slipped and he started sliding down. He grabbed onto a cable to stop himself, but it set off an alarm. To cover up, the mage quickly cast an illusion spell to make it look like a janitor had accidentally hit the alarm while cleaning. The whole situation was quite funny and they managed to still complete their mission.
What are some of the best stories in Shadowrun?
One of the best stories in Shadowrun could be the tale of a street samurai rising from the slums. This character battles against powerful megacorporations to protect the little guy. It shows the gritty and complex world of Shadowrun where underdogs can fight back.
What are some interesting shadowrun fiction stories?
Well, 'Never Deal with a Dragon' is also a notable Shadowrun fiction story. It's full of twists and turns. The story has a good mix of corporate espionage, magic, and the seedy underbelly of the Shadowrun world. It shows how dangerous it can be to cross certain characters in this universe, and the writing really draws you into the action and the danger that the characters face.
What are some interesting stories in Shadowrun War Stories?
There might be a story where a group of shadowrunners gets caught in the middle of a turf war between two rival gangs in the dystopian world of Shadowrun. They have to choose sides carefully or find a way to play both sides for their own benefit. This involves a lot of political maneuvering and dangerous combat situations. For example, they might use their hacking skills to disrupt the communication of one gang while physically fighting the other. It's a complex web of alliances and betrayals that makes for an exciting story.
What are some interesting stories in Shadowrun short stories?
One interesting story could be about a shadowrunner who has to infiltrate a high - security corporate building. He uses his hacking skills and stealth abilities to get past all the guards and security systems.
Share some funny if then stories.
Here is one. If a cat could talk, then it would probably complain about how often it has to pose for cute pictures. Because cats seem so independent and yet we always force them into these adorable stances for our own amusement.
Share some 2023 funny stories.
One funny story from 2023 was when my dog chased its own tail and got so dizzy that it just plopped down on the grass looking completely confused. It was hilarious.