Tell me another funny texting story.

A group of penguins were having a race. One penguin was so determined to win that he put on roller skates. He zoomed ahead of all the other penguins at first. But then he couldn't stop in time and crashed right into an iceberg. All the other penguins just waddled past him, laughing. He ended up with a big bump on his head but still claimed that he would have won if not for the iceberg.

Once there was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So, he asked the zookeeper why. The zookeeper said the penguin was missing his friend from the South Pole. The man felt so bad that he decided to cheer the penguin up. He started doing a silly dance in front of the penguin. And you know what? The penguin just stared at him like he was crazy. But then suddenly, the penguin joined in with its own wobbly little dance. It was hilarious.

Once, my teacher was texting during a break. She was so engrossed in texting that she didn't notice some students approaching her. When they finally got her attention, she quickly put her phone away and blushed. Later we found out she was texting her sister about a family party. It was quite a funny moment seeing our usually composed teacher flustered.

A Manipuri farmer thought his donkey was very smart. One day, he tied a bunch of carrots to the donkey's tail, thinking it would make the donkey run faster to catch the carrots. But the donkey just stood there looking confused, which was quite a funny sight.

A little boy was asked by his teacher, 'What is the shortest month?' The boy replied, 'May, because it has only three letters.' This shows how kids can have such unique and funny ways of thinking. Their innocent interpretations of things can really make us laugh.

In a Saraiki town, there was a barber. One customer came in and said he wanted a very unique haircut. The barber was very confident. But as he started cutting, he got so carried away that he almost shaved the man's whole head except for a small tuft in the middle. The man looked in the mirror and said, 'What is this?' The barber replied, 'It's the latest fashion in Saraiki land - the lone tuft look!'.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that finally I had to take his bike away.

A Punjabi boy was asked by his teacher to write an essay about his family. He wrote that his father was like a lion because he roared a lot. His mother was like a buffalo because she was strong and could carry a lot of things. And he was like a little parrot because he always repeated what his parents said. His teacher couldn't stop laughing at this unique description.

A girl went to a grocery store. She saw a huge watermelon and tried to pick it up. But it was so heavy that when she finally managed to lift it a bit, it slipped from her hands and rolled all the way down the aisle. She chased after it with a look of panic on her face, and everyone in the store was in stitches.

My friend once told me a story about his dog. His dog loved to chase his own tail. One day, he chased it so much that he finally caught it. But then he didn't know what to do with it. He just stood there, looking at his tail as if it was some strange thing that he had never seen before. It was really funny to see the confused look on the dog's face.