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Tell me a funny text story.

2024-10-26 00:19
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There was a cat that wanted to be a magician. It found an old hat and a wand. The cat put on the hat and waved the wand, saying some made - up magic words. But instead of magic, it just made a mess. It accidentally turned its own tail into a snake. The snake - tail started chasing the cat around the room. The cat was so scared until it realized it was all part of its own silly magic and managed to turn its tail back to normal.

Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It thought it was a chicken. So it tried to climb up the tree like chickens do. But of course, with its webbed feet and plump body, it kept slipping down. All the other animals were laughing at it. But the duck was so determined. Finally, it realized it was a duck and happily swam in the pond instead.

I Have Already Maxed Out My Level And Now You Tell Me This Is A Fantasy World

I Have Already Maxed Out My Level And Now You Tell Me This Is A Fantasy World

# COLLECTING Morogan was reincarnated into a game-like world and worked hard to level up. As an Unspecialized, he never found a place where he could change job classes, so he thought that he could only do so when he reached level 99. He thought that only then would he be considered to have completed the beginner’s tutorial and become a true player! Finally, when he reached level 99, he saw someone flying in the sky on a sword! The person asked, “Friend, how do I get to XX sect?” Morogan wailed internally, “What was going on? Sects?! People flying on swords?! I am a level 99 player that is about to change job classes, and now you tell me that this is a fantasy world? What use is there for me to change job classes then? Should I get beaten up by cultivators after becoming a warrior or a mage?” At that moment, Morogan made a decision! He declared, “Since this is a fantasy world and strength is king, then I will stand at the very top!” At the same time, in his mind, a voice rang- [Ding! Congratulations. Master has reached level 99 and fulfilled the conditions for the activation of the system. Now, please choose your cultivation method. 1. Cultivate by fighting monsters and leveling up. It has slow EXP gain, but wins out in the long run. 2. Kill Sons of Fortune and gain infamy to obtain huge amounts of cultivation points that will help Master become the strongest person in the world. 3. All of the above.]
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