There's a joke about a snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This is a really cute and clean joke.
A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.
A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
Well, here is a good one. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
A good one is that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. It's a short and clever play on words where 'tense' has a double meaning related to time and the atmosphere in a bar.
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
A little girl told her mom, 'Mom, I just saw a magician. He did a trick and made a rabbit disappear. But I think he should work on his skills because I can make my allowance disappear without any magic!' This joke combines the idea of magic tricks with the common experience of kids losing their allowance, which is quite funny for children.