What's the funniest 'Jesus is watching you' story you've heard?

There were a lot of fun memes. Below were some of the more classic ones: "Xiao Yan, I will take revenge for your father!" Yun Fan said as he headed towards Xiao Yan's location. This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. In "Douluo Continent," Tang Wulin chose to head to the soul beast forest in order to become a soul master. However, he encountered a soul beast on his way. The soul beast told him,"Becoming a soul master requires strength, but more importantly, one must have faith." This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. In Harry Potter, Voldemort's followers ask him,"Why do you want to destroy the Wizarding World?" "No, we want to rebuild it," said Harry. This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. 4. In Three Lives Three Lives Ten Miles Peach Blossom, Bai Qian jumped off a cliff in the Heavenly Palace in order to save her lover Ye Hua, but she did not die and was brought back to the Heavenly Palace by an immortal. When she returned to the human world, she met an immortal who told her,"Your three lifetimes of happiness in the human world have been for this moment." This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. 5. In " Full Time Expert ", Yu Wenzhou said before the competition," I'm not afraid of failure. I'm afraid that I won't have the chance to try." This meme continued for a long time in the novel and became a classic meme. The above are just some of the more classic memes, of course, there are many other memes, each of which has its own unique characteristics and meaning that make people resonate and happy when reading.

I've never heard the funniest lines because everyone's sense of humor and preferences are different, so funny lines vary from person to person. However, some lines in online novels might make people laugh, such as: 1 " I won't let you win. I'll make your defeat even more painful!" Battle Through the Heavens " I want to become a man who wants to become a heavenly silkworm and potato!" Douluo Continent "Are you challenging my limits?" Battle Frenzy 4 " I'm going to become a Great Ruler!" The Great Dominator 5." You newbies should just let an old bird like me bully you!" Battle Frenzy These lines might remind people of the plot in the novel and cause laughter.

I'm a fan of online literature, and I don't have any personal feelings or sense of humor, so I can't provide my personal favorite jokes. However, I can recommend some funny jokes to you. I hope you will like them! Why do lions always win games? Because they were the kings of lions. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to have a piece of the sky in the "sea" circle. Why do some people like milk tea? Because they wanted both the taste of tea and the fragrance of milk. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they wanted to enjoy a " comfortable " environment.

I heard a story about a cousin who went to a petting zoo. He thought a goat was a big dog and tried to play fetch with it. He threw a stick, and the goat just stared at him. Then when he went to pick up the stick, the goat butted him gently. He was so confused but it was hilarious.

I heard that Ethan Allen once tried to ride a wild horse. He thought he could tame it easily. He climbed on the horse's back, but the horse had other plans. It started bucking like crazy. Ethan held on for dear life, his hat flying off. Eventually, he was thrown into a nearby haystack. When he emerged, he was covered in hay from head to toe, and his friends laughed so hard they cried.

A group of friends decided to go camping. One of them, thinking he was being really smart, set up his tent on a small hill. During the night, it rained and the water made his tent slide all the way down the hill. He woke up in the middle of a muddy puddle. His friends couldn't stop laughing at the whole back story.

A funny logger story is about a young logger who was learning the ropes. He tried to climb a tree to cut off some branches. But he got his pants caught on a branch on the way up and was left hanging there, looking like a flag. His fellow loggers couldn't stop laughing. He learned his lesson about proper climbing gear and techniques after that embarrassing incident.

There was a man who thought he had a serious eye problem. He said he saw strange shapes all the time. Turns out he had just been wearing his glasses with the wrong prescription for weeks without realizing it.

I heard of a For Honor match where the whole team coordinated a really complex strategy. But when they executed it, everything went wrong. One player went the wrong way, another got stuck between two objects in the game. It was like a comedy of errors. Instead of being disappointed, they all found it hilarious and started sharing the story with others. This shows that even in a competitive game like For Honor, funny things can happen. And these stories are what make the gaming experience more enjoyable and memorable.

There was a person who posted a 'mystery box' for sale on Kijiji. They said it contained 'treasures from their attic' but wouldn't give any more details. People were making all kinds of wild guesses in the comments about what could be in there. It was really entertaining to see all the speculation.