Can you share some absurd funny real stories?

Once upon a time, a woman decided to dye her hair bright purple for a party. But she accidentally used a fabric dye instead of hair dye. Her hair ended up looking like a strange, stiff purple mess. She went to the party anyway, and everyone thought she was wearing some sort of crazy avant - garde headdress. It was such an absurd situation that it made everyone laugh.

Well, here's an absurd love story. A man fell in love with a tree in his backyard. He named the tree, decorated it with lights during festivals and would often sit under it and talk to it as if it could understand him. Also, there was a pair who met in a dream and then spent years trying to find each other in real life, believing that their dream connection was a sign of true love. One more is a story of a person who was in love with their neighbor's dog so much that they tried to court the dog as if it were a human, much to the neighbor's confusion.

Sure. Once in a meeting, the presenter was so nervous that instead of presenting the sales figures, he started talking about his cat's favorite toys. Everyone was just looking at him in disbelief.

I heard about a guy who accidentally put his phone in the freezer instead of the fridge thinking it would cool down faster. When he went to get it later, he was so confused as to why it was so cold. It was a really absurd and funny mistake.

Sure. Once, my friend was at a zoo. He was eating an ice cream near the monkey enclosure. A curious monkey reached out and snatched his ice cream right from his hand and then sat there happily licking it. It was hilarious to watch my friend's shocked face.

Sure. One time I saw a dog chasing its own tail. It was running in circles so fast that it finally got dizzy and just plopped down on the grass. It was hilarious.

Sure. 'Calvin and Hobbes' is a great one. It's about a boy named Calvin and his stuffed tiger Hobbes who comes to life in Calvin's imagination. The situations they get into are both absurd and hilarious. Another is 'The Far Side' which features really strange and funny scenarios with unique characters. And 'Adventure Time' in graphic novel form also has a lot of absurd and funny elements in its post - apocalyptic world filled with magical creatures.

A lawyer was preparing for a big trial and accidentally put on his pajama top under his suit jacket. Mid - trial, he got really hot and took off his jacket, revealing the pajama top. His client was shocked at first but then they both had a good laugh about it later.

Well, here's one. I was at a supermarket and saw an old lady trying to reach for a box on a high shelf. She was jumping a bit. Then a little kid came by, climbed the shelf like a monkey, grabbed the box and handed it to her. The old lady was shocked at first but then laughed so hard.

I'm sorry but sexual stories are not proper content to be shared. How about I tell you some really funny pet stories? There was this cat that got its head stuck in a vase while trying to catch a fly, it was hilarious.