What are some really funny hvac stories you know?

Well, a friend who is an HVAC technician told me about a customer who called because their heating system was making a really strange sound. When he got there, he found that the customer's pet parrot had learned to mimic the sound of the faulty heating system. So every time the heater made the noise, the parrot would copy it, which made it really hard for the technician to figure out where the actual problem was at first.

A new HVAC system was installed in a school. The students were excited to have better heating and cooling. But on the first day of use, instead of normal air, it started to smell like freshly baked cookies. Turns out, the ductwork had some kind of chemical reaction with the new materials, creating that cookie smell. The kids loved it, but the school had to quickly figure out how to fix it so it would work properly without the sweet aroma.

Sure. One time, an HVAC technician was called to fix a unit that was making a strange noise. When he opened it up, he found a family of mice had made a nest inside. They were all looking at him like he was the intruder!

Here is one more joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

One Valentine's Day, a couple went to a very expensive restaurant. The man wanted to be really smooth and order for both of them. But he accidentally ordered all the things his ex - girlfriend used to like. His current girlfriend was a bit shocked at first but then they just laughed about it. It was an awkward yet funny situation. He learned his lesson to be more careful about what he orders.

There's a story of a kitten that climbed onto a ceiling fan. It must have thought it was a great perch. But when the fan started to move slowly (luckily not at full speed), the kitten held on for dear life, looking both scared and determined. Its wide - eyed expression was priceless as it rode the slow - moving fan.

Well, I heard of an ostrich that tried to race a car. It saw a car driving by on a dirt road near its enclosure and started running alongside it. Of course, the car was much faster, but the ostrich didn't seem to care and kept running as fast as it could, kicking up dust everywhere.

Well, I heard about a skunk that got into a paint can. It walked around the yard leaving colorful paw prints everywhere. The owner of the yard came out and couldn't stop laughing. The skunk was completely oblivious and just kept going about its business, looking like a little walking piece of modern art. It took a while to clean up all the paint, but it was a memory that made everyone chuckle for days.

I know a story where a child was asked if he had eaten a whole box of chocolates. He shook his head and said no, but his chocolate - smeared face gave him away. Another is about a man who was caught on camera stealing a street sign. When confronted, he completely denied it until the police showed him the footage. Then there was a woman who was certain she hadn't left the oven on, but when she got home, the house was full of smoke.

One time in New York City, a group of tourists were waiting to cross the street. When the walk sign came on, they all started to cross. But one tourist was so busy looking up at the skyscrapers that he walked right into a light pole. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even some passers - by joined in. It was a classic case of being too distracted by the city's amazing architecture.