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Can you share a funny cholonoscopy story?

2024-10-26 16:46
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There was a man who had a colonoscopy. He was a bit of a joker. Before the procedure, he told the doctor he hoped they would find a pot of gold at the end of his colon. When the colonoscopy was over, the doctor joked back saying all they found was a 'troll' (referring to a small polyp). The man thought it was the funniest thing ever and he told that story to all his friends, making the colonoscopy seem like a much less scary and more comical experience.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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What could be a really funny moment in a cholonoscopy story?

3 answers
2024-10-27 05:09

A really funny moment could be when the patient, after coming out of anesthesia, starts speaking in a made - up language and claims it's the language of his colon. He might be all groggy and serious about it too, while the nurses and doctors are just trying not to laugh.

Can you share a funny story?

2 answers
2024-12-10 08:11

Sure. Once upon a time, a man went to the zoo. He saw a penguin looking really sad. So he asked the zookeeper, 'Why does that penguin look so down?' The zookeeper said, 'Well, it's from the South Pole and it's cold here, but it's not cold enough for it to be happy.'

Can you share it? It is a funny story.

2 answers
2024-12-08 11:58

Yes. There is this dog. It chased its own tail thinking it was some kind of strange animal. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy. It was so funny.

Can you share an funny story?

3 answers
2024-11-25 23:20

Sure. There was a dog who always barked at the mailman. One day, the mailman brought a big package. The dog barked as usual, but this time, the package was so big that when the mailman put it down, it fell over and made a loud noise. The dog got scared and ran away yelping. It hid behind the sofa until its owner came home and calmed it down.

Can you share this funny story?

2 answers
2024-11-21 05:12

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a cat. It tried to catch its own tail all day long, running around in circles. It was so silly and made everyone who saw it laugh.

Can you share the funny story in 'it's a funny story'?

2 answers
2024-12-06 15:11

I'm not sure which funny story 'it's a funny story' refers to. Maybe you can describe some key elements of it so that I can have an idea.

Can you share the funny story? It was kind of a funny story.

3 answers
2024-11-24 17:22

Sure. Well, once there was a dog who thought he was a cat. He would try to climb trees and meow at birds. It was hilarious to see his confused face when he couldn't quite get the hang of it like a real cat.

It is kind of a funny story. Can you share a similar funny story?

2 answers
2024-11-27 14:33

Sure. Once upon a time, a cat chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little mouse. It ran around in circles for ages, until it finally got dizzy and just plopped down. It was hilarious to watch.

Can you share a funny funny story about animals?

2 answers
2024-11-17 06:50

Well, a group of ducks once decided to cross a busy road. They waddled in a line, one after the other. The cars had to stop and wait for them. One duck at the end of the line seemed to be daydreaming and was left behind. It suddenly realized it was alone and started running as fast as its little legs could carry it to catch up with the others. The drivers were all laughing at this cute scene.

Can you share a funny romantic story?

3 answers
2024-12-15 07:44

Sure. Once there was a couple. The girl loved to dance in the rain but was too shy to do it alone. One rainy day, the boy secretly set up a little dance floor in their backyard. When the girl saw it, he took her hand and they started dancing in the rain like two carefree kids. It was a moment full of laughter and love.

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