Tell me some Easter jokes and funny stories.

Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!

Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'

Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.

Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Funny story: There was a small town that held an Easter parade every year. One year, a man dressed up as a giant Easter bunny, but his costume was so big that he tripped over his own feet and rolled down a small hill right into the middle of the parade route. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all burst out laughing. It became the most talked - about moment of that year's Easter celebration.

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.

Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.

A story about a young rugby fan. This little boy went to his first rugby match. He was so excited that when the referee blew the whistle for a penalty, he thought it was a call for ice - cream. So he ran onto the field yelling 'Ice - cream! Ice - cream!'. The players and the crowd had a good laugh, and the little boy was a bit confused but also had a great time at the match.

Joke: What's Father Christmas's favorite music? Wrap music! Here's a story. There was an old man who lived alone and was very grumpy. He didn't believe in Father Christmas. But one Christmas, Father Christmas left him a present anyway - a book of happy memories. The old man started to read it and it made him think of all the good times in his life. He became less grumpy and started to believe in the magic of Christmas again.

Joke: Why don't chickens like people? Because they beat eggs (beats)! It's a funny way of using homophones to create a joke.