Tell me a valentines day funny story about a proposal gone wrong.

Once on Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by dressing up as a giant teddy bear. He waited outside her house. But when she came out, she was so startled that she sprayed him with pepper spray thinking he was some sort of strange intruder. Luckily, he quickly took off the costume head and revealed himself. They ended up laughing about it all day.

One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by cooking her a special dinner. He had never really cooked before but was determined. He ended up burning the steak so badly it was like a black rock. But when his girlfriend saw the effort he put in, she just laughed and they ordered pizza instead. It was a funny and memorable Valentine's Day.

My friend wanted to give his girlfriend a special Valentine's Day gift. He bought a really cute teddy bear. But on the way to her place, it started to rain and he was in a hurry. He put the teddy bear inside his jacket to keep it dry. When he finally gave it to her, the teddy bear was all wet and smooshed from being stuffed in his jacket. His girlfriend was so amused and they still keep that teddy bear as a funny memory of that Valentine's Day.

Sure. One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to write a love poem for his girlfriend. He worked really hard on it, but when he read it to her, he accidentally read it in the wrong order. It made no sense at all, and they both ended up laughing hysterically instead of having a sappy moment.

On Valentine's Day, a girl sent her boyfriend a box of cookies she made herself. She was so proud of them. But when he opened the box, he found that the cookies had all melted together into one big cookie blob. Instead of being sad, they named it the 'Valentine's Blob Cookie' and shared it while laughing about how it looked.

There are many! Like those featuring cute animals expressing love in a humorous way.

There are many like cartoons showing couples in humorous situations or animals giving each other funny valentines. For example, one could show a dog giving a cat a heart-shaped bone with a goofy expression.

There was a couple. The guy found out his girlfriend had always dreamed of seeing the Northern Lights on Valentine's Day. So, he secretly planned a trip to Norway. He told her they were going on a short weekend trip to a nearby place. When they landed in Norway and she realized what was happening, she was over the moon. They had the most amazing Valentine's Day under the beautiful Northern Lights. It was a perfect surprise.

Here's a story. A man wanted to surprise his wife on Valentine's Day. He decided to cook a fancy meal. But he accidentally added way too much salt to everything. When his wife took the first bite, she almost spit it out. It was so salty that they ended up ordering takeout instead. Also, a woman bought her boyfriend a really expensive watch as a Valentine's gift. But when she gave it to him, he dropped it and the glass shattered right away.

It could be a story where a couple has a big fight on Valentine's Day and their relationship is in trouble.