Tell me a fake funny story about a magician.

At the peak of her career, A-list actress Song Ning announced her withdrawal from the entertainment industry for love, shocking the nation. Everyone thought that she must have found her ideal home. That was why she was so determined. At first, Song Ning thought so too. For the rest of her life, she would not be a celebrity. She would only be a virtuous and virtuous woman who would take care of her husband and children at home. However, on the night before their wedding, she found out that her fiancé was having an affair with her best friend. Enraged, Song Ning found a random man to register their marriage at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau. She originally wanted to take revenge on her scumbag fiancé, but she did not expect that the man who registered his marriage with her was the heir of nation's largest financial group, Mu Chen. After they got married, Mu Chen doted on Song Ning and protected her in every way possible. He didn't allow anyone to bully her. Song Ning always thought that she would be happy for the rest of her life and live the best life she wanted. That's right, she got it. It was just a little different from what she had originally imagined. The person who gave her everything was someone else. Many years later… Song Ning looked at Mu Chen affectionately. "I'm really lucky. Thank God I met you and saved me from hell." Mu Chen smiled faintly. “Yes, thank God.” However, Song Ning would never know. Mu Chen wasn't talking about thanking God for letting him meet Song Ning. He was thanking God for letting Song Ning's fiancé cheated on her so that he would have a chance. There was no such thing as an accidental encounter. It was just a premeditated pursuit. That day, he waited for Song Ning outside the Civil Affairs Bureau for ten hours…

On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God. When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk. After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.     After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm. Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!

Finding out that he was reincarnated was an immense shock. Finding out that he was reincarnated into DxD and he was a part of an upstart magician human family was more so. But what else could one do than try to pull through the circumstances? Follow the life of Thomas Prest, a simple human magician who is trying to raze his own path to fulfilling his goals in this second chance of his while having to navigate a quite complicated and harsh world full of various supernatural races and factions. And who knows? Maybe the world itself will throw Tom a few surprises along the way. --- Mhm, beware, this is a big scary DxD x MCU crossover (and more crossovers to come since I am trying to challenge myself with this story) and I am apparently disgusting for even trying to write it according to some people since I am just a trash writer. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother writing fanfics anymore...

A/N: Newbie author here! I wrote this synopsis in haste so it might change in the future. I have a rough outline of the plot progression, but nothing has been set in stone! PLEASE NOTE: I explore the story as I write!!! I don't claim my story to be good even though I have burned my body, heart, and soul! SYNOPSIS: Like waking up from a dream, Ben was transmigrated into a fantasy world; in a cruel forest, which was hell in itself. But, after fighting death many times, he finally came out of it and found a human town after 6 months. He also got to meet his 'family' of this world. But something was wrong with his body... Why was every woman attracted to him? And why their men thanked him even though he cucked them? Whatever may be the reason, it's good for him, so he doesn't care. Why would he, when he can just **** almost anyone he likes? Embark on a lewd journey with Ben... WARNING: Just as the name suggests, this is a lewd wish-fulfillment novel. It also contains in-cest. So you have been warned. Note: 1. English isn't my first language. 2. Don't take this story too seriously. 3. No NTR, no r*pe. 4. MC is not Evil. 5. MC is not so smart like those of cultivation novels. Though he isn't dumb. Discord: https://discord.gg/tpZUwe5cFT (updated) (Reference images added) Support Me: Ko-fi.com/ drakyvampire TAGS: R-18, adventure, in-cest, transmigration, fantasy, ne-tori, milf.

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

It's a story about a man, well it's cliche, he died and reincarnated. His cheat was Kamiya Yato's ability. You didn't know who Kamiya Yato was? Hmmm........ He was the protagonist from a story called "Class ga Isekai Shoukan sareta Naka Ore dake Nokotta n desu ga", but our MC not reincarnated into Kamiya Yato's world. Hmm? Then what world?? Well, just read the story, you will know yourself....hehehe But,, WARNING BEFORE YOU CONTINUE AND READ THE STORY!!! English wasn't my native language, so my English could be said really poor and bad. That's why, I think the story would be a bit unpleasant to read because of that,, V(^_^) It was a Fan-fiction, so all credit wasn't mine. All of it was owned by the original story and its author...