Tell me a scary funny guy story.

Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.

There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.

There was an Irish guy named Sean. One day, he went to a pub. He ordered a pint of Guinness. When the bartender served it, Sean accidentally knocked it over. Instead of getting upset, he just laughed and said, 'Well, the beer must have been in a hurry to get to the floor!' Everyone in the pub burst out laughing.

Once upon a time, there was a haunted house. People said it was full of ghosts. A group of friends decided to explore it at night. As they entered, they heard strange noises. One friend got so scared that he started running around in circles. But then they found out it was just an old cat stuck in a cupboard making all the noise. They all laughed at how scared they had been.

Once there was a mommy who took her kids camping. At night, when they were all in the tent, mommy heard a strange rustling outside. She decided to be funny and told the kids it was a giant monster. The kids got a little scared but then mommy went out with a flashlight, making growling noises herself. When she came back, she said she chased the'monster' away. The kids laughed, realizing mommy was just playing a prank.

Once upon a time, there was a little kid named Tim. One night, while he was sleeping, he heard a strange scratching noise at his window. He peeked out and saw a big, black shadow that looked like a monster. But then he realized it was just his neighbor's cat that had climbed up the tree. Tim laughed at himself for being so scared and went back to sleep.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who lived in an old mansion. He was very scary looking with his white sheet and big black holes for eyes. But he was also really clumsy. One day, he was trying to scare a little girl who had come to explore the mansion. He floated out from behind a curtain with a loud 'BOO!'. But instead of scaring the girl, she just laughed because his sheet got caught on a nail and he couldn't move. The girl helped him free and they became friends. After that, the ghost would often play little tricks on the girl that were more funny than scary, like making the teacups dance on the table.

Once upon a time, there was a haunted house. A group of friends decided to spend a night there for fun. As they were sitting in the living room, a cold wind blew and the candles flickered. Then, a small ghost with a big smile appeared. It started to do a little dance. The friends were scared at first but then burst out laughing because the ghost's dance was so silly. It was a friendly ghost who just wanted to play some tricks.

Once upon a time, there was a guy with a red shirt. He always lurked in the old, abandoned alley at night. People said that if you passed by there and saw his red shirt in the dim light, a cold shiver would run down your spine. He never spoke, just stared with his empty eyes. One night, a young girl had to pass through that alley. As she walked, she saw the red shirt in the distance. She tried to run, but it felt like he was always just a step behind her. When she finally got out of the alley, she looked back and saw the red shirt fading into the darkness.

One funny story is about a guy and a girl on a blind date. The guy was so nervous that he accidentally spilled his drink all over the girl when he was trying to be polite and pour her some more. But instead of getting angry, the girl burst out laughing and said it was the most unique ice - breaker she'd ever had. They ended up having a great time and are now good friends.