What are the most memorable funny fantasy football stories you've heard?

A memorable one was a player who drafted a rookie that no one expected to do well. But that rookie turned out to be a star, and his team rode on that rookie's success all season. It was amazing how he took a chance and it paid off big time.

I heard of a fantasy league where the commissioner made a rule that every team had to have at least one player from a certain small - market team. One team owner got really creative and found a very old and not - so - good player from that team just to fulfill the rule. But then, that old player had a fluke good game and scored a lot of points for the team. It was both funny and a bit of a shock to everyone in the league. The whole situation led to a lot of banter and jokes among the league members for the rest of the season.

I heard of a paladin who was very strict about following the code of honor. But during a tavern brawl, he accidentally punched a barrel of ale instead of the thug he was aiming for. The ale sprayed everywhere, drenching the whole party and making them smell like a brewery for days. It was a mess but also really funny.

I heard about a tailgate where someone tried to roast marshmallows on a propane stove but ended up setting a small part of their tent on fire. Fortunately, they quickly put it out and then everyone joked about it all day.

One housekeeper was cleaning a bathroom and found a rubber duck with a very strange expression. She decided to take pictures of it in different 'poses' around the house while cleaning. When the family saw the pictures later, they couldn't stop laughing. The housekeeper had unknowingly created a little photo series with the duck.

I once heard about a couple where the guy proposed while they were skydiving. He managed to hold the ring box in his hand all the way down and showed it to her just before they landed. It was so unexpected and she was so thrilled. It was a story full of adventure and fun.

One memorable one was a girl confessing that she thought her mom was a spy. Because her mom always seemed to know everything she did, even when she was super sneaky. Turns out her mom just had a sixth sense for her daughter's antics.

Well, I heard about a housekeeper who mistook a decorative rock for a piece of dirt and tried to sweep it up. It wouldn't budge, and they were so confused until they realized it was a rock. Another story is that a housekeeper found a whole collection of action figures arranged in a battle scene on the dresser. It was really unexpected and made them chuckle.

A woman once put her phone in the fridge by mistake while she was distracted. She spent hours looking for it all over the house. When she finally found it, she couldn't stop laughing at herself. It's a simple but really funny true story.

I heard about a fraternity hazing where the new guys had to wear the silliest costumes and do a dance in the middle of the campus. They were all dressed as different animals and were hopping around. It was quite a sight and everyone who saw it couldn't stop laughing.