What are some of the best jokes and funny short stories?

A good joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a story, there was a man who was always late for work. One day, he told his boss that he had a dream the night before where he was early for work and there was no traffic. His boss said, 'Well, why don't you try coming to work like that tomorrow?'

Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'

Here are a few recommended funny short stories and jokes: 1. " The Pugilistic World is Full of Wonders ": This novel tells the story of a movie king who transmigrated to another world. It is full of light-hearted and funny plots. 2. " Laughable Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This novel centered on a greedy and unscrupulous female protagonist, telling a funny story between her and three princes in ancient times. 3. " The Queen Arrives, The Demon King's Daughter Begs ": No matter where she goes, she will fight the slut, abuse the pretentious, and tear the white lotus. She is the mistress of her own story! 4. " Explosive Pet Venomous Tongue Concubine: Prince Begging to Let Go ": The entire novel was full of humor and jokes, telling a funny love story that was loved but not abused. 5. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh. I hope the funny short stories and funny jokes recommended above can bring you joy and laughter.

Jokes with dirty content are inappropriate, so I can't provide them. But I can tell you a funny clean short story. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and asked his father, 'Dad, what are those things under the penguin?' His father replied, 'Those are its feet.' The little boy was confused and said, 'But they look like flippers to me!'

Joke: Why was the gardener so busy? Because he had a lot of thyme on his hands!

Short story: In a small town, a Christian family took in a stray dog. They fed it, bathed it and gave it a warm place to sleep. One day, the dog led them to a lost child in the woods. The family was so glad they had shown kindness to the dog. It shows how kindness in the Christian spirit can have unexpected good results. Kindness towards animals can also be a form of following Christian teachings.

One characteristic is the unexpected twist. For example, in the joke about the magician turning into a grocery store, it's completely unexpected and that's what makes it funny. Another is the play on words. In the joke about the snail with the 'S' on its car, the double meaning of 'S' adds humor.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is, a man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.' The doctor says, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. 'It's not unusual,' replies the doctor.

Another story: The Christmas tree was feeling lonely. It said to the star on top, 'You're so lucky, you get to be at the highest point and shine.' The star replied, 'But you get to hold all the presents and ornaments. I'm just here for decoration.' It shows a cute conversation between two Christmas elements, creating a light - hearted and funny short story.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.