Tell me some adult - free joke stories.

One bath story could be about a little girl who loves her rubber ducky in the bath. She would make the duck swim around and sing songs to it while getting clean. It was a simple but happy time in the warm water.

A little girl told her mom, 'Mom, I just saw a magician. He did a trick and made a rabbit disappear. But I think he should work on his skills because I can make my allowance disappear without any magic!' This joke combines the idea of magic tricks with the common experience of kids losing their allowance, which is quite funny for children.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.

Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'

A magician was ill and his friend asked him: 'Magician, are you okay?' He said, 'I'm fine, it's just a sleight of flu.'

A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here's a good one. A Filipino was at a restaurant and ordered a steak. When the steak came, it was really small. He said to the waiter, 'Ay, this steak is so small, it looks like it came from a mouse, not a cow!' Another joke is about two Filipinos arguing about who was the stronger. One said, 'I can carry a sack of rice on my back all day!' The other said, 'That's nothing. I can carry my mother - in - law on my back all day and she never stops talking!'

Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.

A man went to a Hindi magician. He said, 'I want you to make my dog disappear.' The magician said, 'Sure, but it will cost you 100 rupees.' The man paid. The magician then took a big cloth, put it over the dog, said some magic words, and then removed the cloth. The dog was still there. The magician said, 'Your dog didn't disappear because it was too attached to you. Try to be a bit more detached next time.' The man was so angry but it was also quite funny.