Tell me some adult - free joke stories.

Here is one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. (A play on the word 'patience' sounding like 'patients'.)

Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A little girl told her mom, 'Mom, I just saw a magician. He did a trick and made a rabbit disappear. But I think he should work on his skills because I can make my allowance disappear without any magic!' This joke combines the idea of magic tricks with the common experience of kids losing their allowance, which is quite funny for children.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.

Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'

One bath story could be about a little girl who loves her rubber ducky in the bath. She would make the duck swim around and sing songs to it while getting clean. It was a simple but happy time in the warm water.

A magician was ill and his friend asked him: 'Magician, are you okay?' He said, 'I'm fine, it's just a sleight of flu.'

A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.