What are some of the funniest dining etiquette stories you've heard?

At a dinner party, a guest didn't know that elbows on the table were considered bad manners. He rested his elbows comfortably and started chatting away. When someone pointed it out in a light - hearted way, he was really embarrassed but it made for a funny moment. Another incident involved a person who tried to cut a piece of steak with a spoon instead of a knife. The struggle was real and the onlookers were highly amused.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

At a Halloween party, a man came dressed as a mummy. He had wrapped himself so tightly in toilet paper that he could hardly move. When he tried to dance, he just wiggled in one place. And then he accidentally knocked over a bowl of punch. The punch spilled all over his 'mummy' wrappings and made him look like he had been in a really messy accident. It was a very funny sight.

One story is about a rugby team that accidentally showed up at the wrong field for a game. They were all ready to play and warming up when they realized it wasn't their venue. They had to quickly rush to the correct place, all looking a bit silly.

A scout group was doing a night - time navigation exercise. One scout was so confident that he took a 'shortcut' which led him straight into a muddy pond. He emerged all muddy and looking like a swamp monster, and his friends couldn't stop laughing.

I heard of a patient who started making chemo - related memes during his treatment and shared them with the other patients. They were things like a picture of a chemo bag with the caption 'My new sidekick for the fight'. Everyone thought they were hilarious.

There was a girl who, during PMS, thought that her cat was plotting against her. She saw the cat looking at her in a certain way and was convinced it was trying to steal her favorite spot on the couch. She chased the cat around the house until she realized how silly she was being.

My sister was trying a new glittery eyeshadow look. She put on so much glitter that when she blinked, glitter was falling all over her face like confetti. Then she rubbed her eyes by mistake and ended up looking like a sparkly raccoon. It was really funny and we still joke about it today.

Well, a friend of mine once told me that when he was a little boy, he got his head stuck between the railing of a fence while trying to peek at his neighbor's yard. His parents had to call the fire department to get him out. It was hilarious.

I heard a story where a girl thought she was sitting on something wet in the car. It turned out to be her period starting. She panicked at first but then when she told her mom, they both just burst out laughing about how clueless she was at that moment.