Can you share some funny rude customer stories?

I used to work in retail. There was a customer who returned a clearly used item. When we told her we couldn't refund for a used product, she started to make a huge scene. She threw the item on the floor and screamed that we were thieves. It was so embarrassing and scary for all the other customers in the store. She even tried to intimidate our manager into giving her the money back.

Once, a little boy was at a fancy dinner. He saw a man with a really long beard. The boy blurted out, 'Sir, do you keep your handkerchief in your beard?' Everyone was shocked at first but then burst out laughing. It was rude as it was a very personal comment but also quite funny.

At a clothing store, a customer was rude to the salesperson, saying the clothes were all 'ugly rags'. But then, as she was trying on a pair of pants in the fitting room, she got stuck and had to call for help. When the salesperson came to assist, she was still trying to act all high - and - mighty, but it was really funny to see her in that situation.

Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.

Well, once I saw a chat where someone used the poop emoji in a really funny way. They were talking about a really bad meal they had, and they just sent a string of poop emojis followed by a crying face emoji. It was rude in a sense because it was a bit gross, but also super funny.

Once there was a waiter. A customer said, 'I ordered my steak rare, this is well - done!' The waiter replied, 'Then perhaps you should take a closer look at your dog!' It's a short, rude yet funny story as the waiter made a very inappropriate and unexpected response.

Sure. One time a customer came into a coffee shop and asked for a 'latte with a side of sunshine'. The barista was a bit confused at first but then just added an extra smiley face drawn in the foam. Another time, a customer in a clothing store tried to return a shirt that was clearly worn and said it was 'defective' because it didn't make him look like a movie star.

Sure. Once, a customer called because his computer screen was all blue. After a long check, the technician found out he had put a blue post - it note over the webcam thinking it was a light sensor and it was reflecting on the screen.

In a restaurant, a customer got really mad because his steak was a bit overcooked. He called the waiter over and was quite irate. The waiter apologized and said they would make a new one right away. While waiting, the customer started chatting with another diner about how picky he was. When the new steak came, it was perfect, and he became the nicest customer, even leaving a big tip. It shows that sometimes angry customers just need a little attention and a solution to their problem.

Sure. One time a customer came into the store looking for a 'left - handed' hammer. When I told him hammers are not left - or right - handed, he insisted that he could only use a left - handed one. Another time, a lady tried to return a pair of shoes that were clearly worn out, saying they were defective from the start, but she had actually hiked a mountain in them.