Can you share some funny clean campfire stories?

There was a camping trip where a camper brought a guitar. He thought he was really good at playing. So he started strumming and singing around the campfire. But his singing was so off - key that the birds in the trees started flying away. The rest of the campers found it hilarious and joined in to make a comical 'choir'.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.

One funny scary campfire story is about a hiker. He was lost in the woods at night. As he was walking, he heard strange noises like growling and branches breaking. He was terrified. But then, out from the bushes hopped a little raccoon. It had gotten into some trash and was making all that noise. It made him laugh at his own fear.

Sure. There was a story about a hiker who got lost in the woods. He came across a talking squirrel. The squirrel told him that if he followed a certain path, he'd find his way back. But the path led him to a group of deer having a dance party. It was so strange and hilarious.

There were campers who told stories around the campfire every night. One night, a small boy said he saw a magic frog by the lake. Everyone laughed. But then they heard a croaking sound. They all ran to the lake and saw a frog with a shiny stone on its head. It was like the frog was really magical.

Sure. There was once a group of friends at a campfire. One friend started telling a story about a lost hiker. He described how the hiker was in the middle of the forest, scared and alone. But then, suddenly, the hiker stumbled upon a magical tree that talked. The tree told the hiker that he was actually in a parallel world where all the animals could speak human languages. And in the end, the hiker became friends with a talking fox and they found a way back to the real world together.

Sure. Here's one. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'

Sure. Here's one. There was a group camping in the woods. At night, by the campfire, they heard strange rustling. Then a white figure seemed to float between the trees. One brave camper called out, 'Who's there?' and the figure just vanished. But later they found out it was just a lost hiker in a white sheet who got scared and ran away when they heard the camper's voice.

Once there were two campers. One said to the other, 'I can make the fire burn green.' The other was skeptical. So the first camper threw a bunch of wet leaves on the fire. The fire hissed and sputtered and for a moment, in the smoke and steam, it did look kind of green. They both laughed at the silly trick.