What are some of the most memorable funny true nurse stories?

One day, a boy ran to the school nurse saying his tooth was falling out. The nurse prepared all the things to deal with a loose tooth. But when she looked, the tooth was actually a fake one from a Halloween costume that got stuck in his mouth. He was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh.

One memorable story was when a student came to the nurse thinking he was having a heart attack because his heart was beating fast. After some questions, the nurse found out he had just run up three flights of stairs to get to class on time and then sprinted to the nurse's office. His over - reaction was quite funny.

One postpartum nurse told me that a new mom was so excited about having a girl that she dressed the baby in a frilly pink dress right away. But the baby had a diaper blowout all over the dress within minutes. The mom was in shock at first and then started laughing, and the nurse joined in too. It was a really messy but funny situation.

My neighbor's cat once chased a laser pointer all the way into a bathtub full of water. It was so funny because the cat was so focused on the red dot that it didn't notice the water until it was already in. After that, it just sat there looking confused.

One memorable story is about a cat that got stuck in a box. The owner tried to pull it out, but the cat just hissed. In the end, the cat realized it could just walk out the other open side of the box. It was funny how the cat didn't figure it out sooner and it was definitely true.

Well, I remember a story where a patient accidentally put on two different shoes when going for a walk in the hospital. One was a slipper and the other was a regular shoe. The nurse couldn't stop laughing when she saw it.

At a church wedding, the flower girl got distracted by a butterfly during the ceremony and started chasing it down the aisle, much to the amusement of the guests.

In an LDS ward, there was a talent show. A group of elders decided to do a skit. However, one of them forgot his lines completely and started making up the most absurd things on the spot. His fellow actors had to improvise along with him. It turned into a completely different skit than what was planned, but it was so hilarious that the whole ward was laughing throughout. It became one of those classic funny stories that people in the ward would talk about for a long time.

I heard of a man who had dentures and he was a big singer in his local choir. One Sunday during the service, he opened his mouth really wide to hit a high note and his dentures popped out. The whole choir burst out laughing and the poor man was so embarrassed. He had to quickly retrieve them and keep singing. This story shows that dentures can cause some really unexpected and funny situations even during serious moments.

One memorable story is of a dog that tried to dig a hole to China in the backyard. It dug and dug until there was a huge mess, but it was so determined. Another is a dog that howled along with the ambulance siren every time it passed by the house, thinking it was joining in a song.