I need a new bum story. Any ideas?

Well, it could be about a person who is tired of their old, uncomfortable chair and decides they need a new 'bum' (chair). They might go on a journey to different furniture stores, trying out various chairs. Some are too hard, some too soft. Finally, they find the perfect one that gives their 'bum' just the right support.

Perhaps it's a story of self - transformation. A person was really self - conscious about their bum because it was out of shape due to a sedentary lifestyle. They decided to make big changes. They started a strict exercise routine, ate healthy, and in a way, they got a 'new bum' not literally but in terms of its appearance and their confidence.

Another option is to ask your family or friends. They might have heard or even made up a story about needing a new bum. You could start a story - sharing session and see what interesting tales they come up with.

Sure. Once there was a little bunny with a very fluffy bum. It hopped around the forest and its bum would bounce up and down. One day, it found a magic carrot that made its bum change colors every time it hopped. It was quite a sight!

You could start by introducing the character who needs a new bum. For example, 'There was once a clumsy athlete named Jack. One day, during a particularly wild game, he took a really bad fall and injured his bum so severely that he thought he might need a new one.'

The general theme might be about strange and humorous body - related situations considering the title. It could be about things that are a bit out of the ordinary and make you laugh.

Since I'm not entirely familiar with the content of 'i need a new bum and other stories', I can't give a definite recommendation of a particular story. But generally, books with such quirky titles often have stories that are full of unexpected twists. The stories could be about things that kids (or even adults who enjoy light - hearted reads) find funny and interesting, like the idea of needing a new body part in a very fictional and comical way. It might also have stories about characters getting into all sorts of zany situations that are related to the body or other everyday things but with a very imaginative spin.

How about a story where a young artist discovers a hidden portal in their attic that leads to a world where all the art comes to life. They must find a way to return home while also learning valuable lessons about creativity from the living artworks.

A penguin once thought its butt was too big. It tried to squeeze into small spaces to make it smaller. One time, it got stuck in a tiny ice hole. When its friends finally pulled it out, it realized that its big butt was useful for sliding on the ice faster. So it didn't need a new butt after all. It was a very funny and silly situation.

How about 'A Glimpse in Time'? It implies that the story might involve a moment in time that is significant or revealing in some way. Maybe it's a short moment that changes the whole course of the characters' lives.