Can you share some funny housemate stories?

I had a housemate who would constantly borrow things without asking. Once, she took my new dress to wear to a party without even telling me. When I found out, she just said she thought it was okay. Also, this same housemate would eat my food from the fridge that I had clearly marked as mine.

Well, one popular 'the housemate twilight fanfiction' might be those that explore the daily lives of the Twilight characters as housemates. For example, there could be stories where Bella and Edward are housemates and how they deal with normal household chores while also having their supernatural elements in play. It's a really interesting concept as it combines the familiar world of housemates with the fantastical Twilight universe.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Well, I heard about a housemate who decided to train their pet parrot to say 'Good morning' every day. But instead, the parrot learned to say 'More crackers' at the top of its lungs all day long. It drove everyone in the house crazy but was also really funny.

Sure. There was a girl who tried to ride a bike for the first time. She was so nervous that she pedaled backwards instead of forwards. As a result, she just stayed in one place while making a lot of effort. Another story is about a grandpa who accidentally put on his glasses on top of his head and then spent half an hour looking for them.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.

Sure. There was once an IT guy who accidentally sent an email to the whole company instead of just his team. He was ranting about the new coffee machine in the break room, saying it was too complicated to operate. Everyone had a good laugh about it.