What are the most interesting funny dream short stories you've heard?

Another story is about a person who dreamed that they were in a race with snails. But these snails were super fast and could talk. They were taunting the person during the race. At the end, the snails won and the person had to give them a trophy made of lettuce. It's a really strange and funny dream that combines the slowness we usually associate with snails with this idea of them being super fast and sassy.

A friend of mine had a lucid dream where he was in a circus. He could control everything. So he made the clowns ride on elephants backwards. And he turned the trapeze artists into floating balls of light. It was so strange and funny at the same time.

I heard about a patient who tried to escape from the hospital by dressing up as a doctor. He stole a white coat and a stethoscope, but his slippers gave him away. He was running down the hall in his hospital slippers with a big 'Hospital Property' sign on them.

A group of friends went camping. One of them was trying to set up his tent. He got all the poles mixed up and ended up with a really strange - looking tent that looked more like a big mess of fabric. When he finally realized what had happened, he just sat down and laughed. His friends were laughing so hard that they could barely help him fix it.

A friend of mine went on a first date to a mini - golf place. Her date was so confident at first. But on the ninth hole, he accidentally hit the ball so hard that it flew into a nearby pond and scared all the ducks. They both ended up laughing hysterically.

One really funny one is about a man who believed that his car radio was sending his thoughts to the government. So he would only listen to static. He was so paranoid that he even covered the radio with aluminum foil. After a while, he realized that he had just been watching too many conspiracy theory shows on TV.

One funny story is about a guy interrailing in Scandinavia. He thought he booked a sleeper compartment but actually booked a storage area. He didn't realize until he tried to lie down and there were boxes everywhere. He ended up having to share a normal seat with a really friendly family for the whole night. They shared stories and he had a great time despite the initial mix - up.

I heard a story about a person who accidentally locked themselves out of their apartment while taking out the trash, and they were only wearing their pajamas. They had to call the landlord at 3 in the morning, looking quite silly.

A lady once got on the subway with a huge hat. It was so big that it kept hitting people as she walked down the aisle. She was so oblivious to it and when someone finally told her, she just took it off and put it on her lap and started laughing. It was such a simple yet funny moment.

A funny ape story I heard was about an orangutan. It managed to steal a camera from a wildlife photographer. Instead of being scared, it started taking pictures of itself and the surrounding jungle. The resulting photos were really strange and funny, with the orangutan's big nose and curious eyes filling the frame.