Can you share some joke scary stories?

Here is one. Two gay men were at a restaurant. One said to the waiter, 'I'll have what he's having' with a big wink. It was a simple yet funny moment that played on the stereotype in a light - hearted way.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. And here's a third: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Sure. Here's one. A ghost was trying to scare a little boy in his room. But the boy just laughed and said, 'You're not scary, you look like a floating mop!' The ghost was so offended that it left, muttering about modern kids having no sense of fear.

Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple yet funny joke that plays on the double meaning of'make up'.

There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.

Yes. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' 'Why the big pause?' asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' Joke stories can be really fun as they often play with words, unexpected situations or common misunderstandings to create humor.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It's dark because it plays on the double meaning of 'turned into' in a rather unexpected and slightly macabre way.