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What are some funny greyhound stories you know?

2024-11-22 03:29
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Well, I know a story about a greyhound that tried to jump over a very low fence but somehow miscalculated and tumbled right over it. It just lay there for a moment looking all confused which was really funny.

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Can you share some funny greyhound stories?

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2024-11-21 22:43

A greyhound owner told me that their greyhound was terrified of a small squirrel in the yard. Every time the squirrel showed up, the greyhound would hide behind its owner. The big, fast greyhound being scared of such a tiny creature was quite hilarious.

Can you share some Funny Italian Greyhound Stories?

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2024-11-19 23:09

Once, an Italian Greyhound named Bella tried to chase its own shadow. It ran in circles for minutes, looking so confused but also extremely cute. Another time, an Italian Greyhound got so excited when the mailman came that it ran to the door with a toy in its mouth, as if it wanted to exchange the toy for the mail.

Can you share some funny greyhound bus stories?

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2024-10-30 19:01

I heard a story about a greyhound bus trip where a man got on with a huge backpack. He tried to fit it in the overhead compartment, but it was too big. As he struggled, the backpack opened and out tumbled all kinds of strange items like a ukulele, a clown nose, and a bag of fake mustaches. Everyone on the bus burst out laughing.

What are some greyhound bus horror stories?

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2024-12-10 11:43

There have been horror stories related to fellow passengers. For instance, some passengers can be very noisy, shouting or playing loud music throughout the journey, which is really annoying. In more extreme cases, there have been reports of aggressive or unruly passengers causing a disturbance or even getting into physical altercations. This can make the trip a nightmare for those just wanting a peaceful ride.

What are some interesting Greyhound bus stories?

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2024-11-02 00:24

There are also stories of long - distance travels on Greyhound buses. For example, someone traveling across the country to start a new life. They had to endure long hours on the bus, with different stops at various cities. The view from the window changed from mountains to plains to big cities, and it was a journey full of self - discovery as they had a lot of time to think about their future during the trip.

What are some greyhound adoption horror stories?

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2024-10-25 15:36

One horror story could be a greyhound being adopted by someone who just wanted a 'trophy' dog. They didn't understand the breed's needs for exercise and socialization. The poor greyhound was left alone in a small yard all day, became depressed and started developing behavior problems.

What are some funny stealing stories you know?

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2024-12-15 05:49

I heard about a magpie that was notorious for stealing small trinkets. It stole a keychain from a park bench. The owner of the keychain was baffled when he saw the magpie flying away with his keychain. Later, he found the keychain in the magpie's nest. It was such a strange and funny occurrence.

What are some funny retirement stories you know?

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2024-12-11 23:40

A retired accountant thought he would start a new hobby of painting. He bought all the expensive paints and canvases. His first attempt at painting was a portrait of his cat. But it looked more like a blob with whiskers. His family still hung it up on the wall just to tease him every time they saw it. He would laugh along and say it was his modern art piece.

What are some amazing funny stories you know?

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2024-12-11 04:19

There's a story from a camping trip. A group of friends set up their tent near a lake. In the middle of the night, one of them got up to go to the bathroom and tripped over a log. He ended up rolling down a small hill and landed right in the lake. His friends woke up to his splashing and shouts, and they all had a good laugh in the end.

What are some funny firefighting stories you know?

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2024-12-09 11:29

A firefighter was trying to put out a fire in a building. As he was spraying water, he accidentally sprayed a little old lady who was trying to save her flower pots. She was so shocked that she started yelling at him in a language he didn't understand. But in the end, they both had a good laugh about it.

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