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Can you share some funny life stories?

2024-11-22 17:56
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Well, my friend thought he could teach his parrot to sing the national anthem. He spent weeks trying, and one day the parrot finally started making some noises that sounded like the song. But just as he was showing it off to us, the parrot suddenly started squawking some random words from a TV commercial instead. We all burst out laughing.

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can you share some funny life insurance stories?

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2024-12-13 13:36

Sure. There was a man who thought he bought life insurance to cover any accident. One day he slipped on a banana peel in his own kitchen and immediately called the insurance company, thinking he could get a payout. But of course, it doesn't work like that for such minor things.

Can you share some funny married life stories?

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2024-12-12 20:47

Sure. One of my friends got married and on their first night together in their new home, they realized they had completely different ideas about how to organize the kitchen. She wanted everything in a particular order and he just started putting things randomly. They ended up laughing so hard at their little spat.

Can you share some funny real life stories?

1 answer
2024-12-12 05:41

Well, here's one. I was at a supermarket and saw an old lady trying to reach for a box on a high shelf. She was jumping a bit. Then a little kid came by, climbed the shelf like a monkey, grabbed the box and handed it to her. The old lady was shocked at first but then laughed so hard.

Can you share some funny short life stories?

2 answers
2024-12-10 15:04

Sure. One day, a man was in a hurry to get to work. He grabbed his coffee and ran out the door. As he got into his car, he realized he had grabbed his wife's cup which was full of hot tea. When he took a big sip, he spat it out all over his dashboard. It was a chaotic start to his day but made for a funny story later.

Can you share some second life funny stories?

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2024-12-09 20:39

Well, in Second Life, I once joined a virtual dance party. I was trying to do some cool dance moves but ended up colliding with other avatars all the time. It was so chaotic yet hilarious as we all just started joking about my 'unique' dance style.

Can you share some funny but true life stories?

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2024-12-08 02:26

Here's one. I knew a girl who was always late. One day, she was running to catch a bus. As she got on, she realized she was on the wrong bus going in the opposite direction. She ended up being two hours late for her appointment, but she told the story so hilariously that no one could be too mad at her.

Can you share some funny everyday life stories?

2 answers
2024-12-07 20:23

Sure. Once I saw a dog chasing its own tail in the park. It just kept going round and round, looking so confused yet so determined. It was hilarious.

Can you share some daily life funny stories?

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2024-12-07 16:53

Sure. One day, my cat chased its own tail for like five minutes straight. It was so funny to watch it go round and round, completely oblivious to what it was actually doing.

Can you share some funny but true life stories?

2 answers
2024-12-07 09:51

Here's one. My friend was in a hurry to catch a flight. He got to the airport, went through security, and when he finally reached the gate, he realized he had been waiting at the wrong gate the whole time. The funny part was that the gate numbers were very different. He ended up running like crazy to the right gate and just made it in time.

Can you share some real life funny stories?

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2024-12-06 05:57

Well, my friend was at a coffee shop. He accidentally took the wrong cup thinking it was his. When he tasted it, he made a really funny face because it was super sweet, not like his usual black coffee. He then realized his mistake and we all had a good laugh.

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