What are some good first time funny stories?

A first time mom once put her baby's diaper on backwards. She didn't realize until she noticed the baby looking a bit uncomfortable. Another mom thought her baby's hiccups were some sort of strange new illness and called the doctor in a panic.

There was a first - time mom who got all dressed up to go out with her baby for the very first time. She put the baby in the stroller and walked to the park. When she arrived, she opened the stroller to find that she had forgotten to put shoes on the baby. She had been so focused on getting herself ready that she overlooked such an important detail for the baby.

My first time on a roller coaster was filled with funny moments. I was so nervous that I held on to the safety bar with all my might. When the coaster started moving, I was screaming at the top of my lungs. But then I noticed that a little kid beside me was just smiling and having a great time. It made me feel a bit silly for being so scared and that was really funny.

Many first - time moms have a hard time dressing their babies. There was this mom who put the baby's onesie on backwards and didn't realize it until she took a picture and saw how odd it looked. She then had to change it while the baby was already fussy.

I once met a guy at a dog park. The first time we interacted was when our dogs started playing together. He tried to call his dog back in a really goofy voice. His dog just ignored him and kept playing. We both ended up laughing so hard at the whole situation, and that was a really funny start to getting to know each other.

A first - time mom I know was trying to give her baby a bath. She filled the tub with water, put the baby in, and then realized she forgot the towel. So she had to run around the house with a wet baby looking for a towel. It was quite a sight.

My first time cooking a full meal was a disaster. I was making spaghetti. I put way too much salt in the sauce, and the pasta was overcooked and stuck together. My family still teases me about it to this day.

I remember the first time I went on a high - ropes course. I was terrified at first. But when I started, I got so into it that I started doing silly dance moves on the narrow ropes. Everyone was laughing at me, but I didn't care. I just had a great time challenging myself and making a fool of myself up there. It was a really funny experience.

The first time I climbed a really high mountain, I thought I was well - prepared. But as I was nearing the summit, I got so excited that I tripped over a small rock and tumbled a few feet. My friends were laughing so hard. But then I got up, dusted myself off and made it to the top, which was an amazing feeling.

The first time I smoked weed was a bit of a blur, but it was also hilarious. I was at a beach party. I smoked a bit and then suddenly, every little sound seemed like music. I started dancing all by myself in this really strange way. I was trying to do these cool moves, but I probably just looked like a wobbly penguin. And I kept tripping over my own feet while trying to walk in the sand. It was one of those experiences that I'll always remember and laugh about.