What are some funny college stories about exams?

One funny story is about a doctor who was doing a digital rectal exam on a very nervous patient. The doctor tried to lighten the mood by making a joke. He said, 'Well, this is one way to get to know someone really well!' The patient couldn't help but laugh, which made the whole procedure a bit less tense.

In an open - book exam, one of my classmates had so many books piled up on his desk that they accidentally toppled over and scattered all over the floor. He was scrambling to pick them up while the rest of us were laughing. And then he couldn't find the page he needed in all that mess. It was quite a sight.

Well, there's this one where a guy dropped out because he kept getting lost on campus and thought it was a sign he wasn't meant to be there. Pretty hilarious!

Well, my friend and I once decided to prank our roommate. We hid all of his left shoes. When he woke up and was getting ready for class, he was so confused trying to find them. He ended up wearing mismatched shoes and didn't even notice until someone pointed it out in class.

There was this one night when we decided to have a mini - Olympics in the dorm hallway. We had events like sock - sliding races and pillow - throwing competitions. It was so much fun and everyone on the floor got involved. There were a lot of laughter and shouts, and in the end, we all shared some snacks as the 'prize'.

Well, there was this one time when my roommate thought he could cook a big meal in our tiny dorm kitchenette. He got all these ingredients and started making a stir - fry. But he accidentally put in way too much chili powder. The whole dorm smelled like a fire and we were all coughing. It was hilarious in the end though.

One funny story is when my friend tried to carry a huge bean bag chair into his dorm room. He got it stuck in the doorway and after struggling for 10 minutes, he finally just deflated it and dragged it in. It was hilarious.

Once in my college biology class, the professor was explaining about the mating habits of certain insects. Suddenly, a student's phone rang with a really loud and goofy ringtone that sounded like a rooster crowing. The whole class burst into laughter, and the professor just shook his head with a smile.

There was a college football player who thought the referee's whistle was for a different reason during a game. He started celebrating prematurely and ran all the way to the end zone. When he realized his mistake, his face turned bright red. It was really funny.

A girl on Tumblr shared a story about her college dorm's elevator. There was always some sort of strange smell in it. One day, they found out that a squirrel had somehow gotten stuck in the elevator shaft and died. After that, they all made sure to take the stairs for a while, and it became a running joke in the dorm about the 'haunted elevator'.