Is'reading the cat of bedtime story' a common phrase?

I don't think it's common. Bedtime stories are generally associated with positive things like comfort and relaxation. Saying 'no no no' to them goes against the normal perception. However, in some specific situations like when a person is very tired and just wants to go to sleep without the distraction of a story, it might be used.

Yes, it's quite normal. Many cat owners like to interact with their cats in unique ways. Reading a bedtime story to a cat can be a form of bonding and can also help the cat relax. It shows that you care about your furry friend and want to include it in your daily routine.

Not in the least. Common phrases tend to follow certain semantic and cultural norms. 'Morphine you're a bedtime story' goes against these norms as it mixes a dangerous drug with a gentle, nightly routine in a very unexpected and unorthodox way.

One benefit is that it can help the cat relax. The soft tone of your voice can soothe it. Also, it strengthens the bond between you and your cat. It makes the cat feel like a part of your family routine.

No, it's not a common phrase at all. Usually, we don't hear people say this in normal conversations.

I'm not entirely sure what 'reading the cat of bedtime story' is supposed to mean. It seems like an ungrammatical phrase. Maybe it was a misphrasing and should be something like'reading a bedtime story about a cat'?

Once upon a time, there was a cat named Sprinkles. Sprinkles was a fluffy little kitty with the softest fur. Every night at bedtime, Sprinkles would curl up at the foot of the little girl's bed. The girl would read Sprinkles a story before they both drifted off to sleep. One night, Sprinkles had an adventure in her dreams. She chased after a little mouse made of cheese all through a magical land filled with catnip trees and fish ponds.

No, it doesn't seem to be a common phrase. I haven't heard it used frequently in everyday language or in the context of light novels or reading in general.

No, it's not a common phrase in general English usage. Most people would just say 'end of story' without the '30' in front. The '30' seems to be something specific to a particular situation or group.

Parents would also enjoy reading these stories to their kids. It's a great way to bond with their children at bedtime. The stories are not too long or complicated, so it's easy for parents to read aloud. Also, the positive messages in the stories are things that parents would like their kids to learn.