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Can you share some funny third person stories?

2024-11-22 16:36
3 answers

There once was a lady, Jane. She decided to go to a new hair salon. The stylist got really confused and instead of giving her the blonde highlights she wanted, she ended up with bright pink streaks. Jane was horrified at first but then decided to embrace it and soon became known as the 'pink - haired lady' in her town.

A boy named Jack went on a school trip to a farm. He was so excited to see the animals. When it was time to milk the cows, he thought it would be easy. But as he sat down, the cow moved and he ended up with milk all over himself. His classmates couldn't stop laughing, but Jack laughed along too in the end.

Sure. There was a man named Tom. One day, he went to the park thinking it was a normal day. But as he sat on a bench, a squirrel came up and stole his sandwich right from his hand! Tom was so shocked he just stared as the squirrel ran up a tree, munching on his lunch.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some third wheel funny stories?

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2024-12-17 03:13

Sure. Once, my friend and his girlfriend were having a date at the park. I tagged along as the third wheel. They were being all lovey - dovey, and when they started to feed each other ice cream, I made a big show of being super jealous and tried to steal the ice cream. It made them laugh so hard.

Can you share some funny first person stories?

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2024-12-11 15:07

Sure. Once I was at a zoo. I was so excited to see the monkeys. I got really close to the fence to take a picture. All of a sudden, a monkey snatched my hat right off my head and started wearing it! It was hilarious as it paraded around with my hat like it was a king.

Can you share some Third Culture Kids funny stories?

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2024-11-27 01:40

Sure. One funny story is about a Third Culture Kid who was at an international school. During a cultural fair, he got confused about which country's traditional dance he was supposed to perform. He ended up mixing steps from three different countries' dances and created a whole new and hilarious dance that had everyone laughing.

Can you share some funny first person short stories?

1 answer
2024-11-25 04:55

Sure. Once, I thought I could be a magician. I tried to make my cat disappear by waving a towel over it. Instead, the cat just hissed at me and ran away. It was so embarrassing.

What are the best elements in funny third person stories?

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2024-11-21 08:17

Exaggeration also works well. Say a character is trying to bake a cake. Instead of just a small mistake, in the story, they accidentally use a whole bag of salt instead of sugar and the cake is so salty it could be used as a weapon. It makes the story more comical.

Can you share some funny funny stories?

2 answers
2024-11-22 15:13

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Share some first person funny sob stories.

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2024-11-27 07:48

Well, once I was at a party. I thought I could do this really cool dance move I saw on TV. I started twirling and ended up knocking over a huge stack of plates. Everyone stared and I was so embarrassed but it's funny now. I just stood there like a deer in headlights.

Can you share some of the 100 funny stories?

1 answer
2024-12-12 10:23

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.

Can you share some of the 50 funny stories?

2 answers
2024-12-03 17:49

Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.

Can you share some funny it stories?

2 answers
2024-12-03 06:24

Sure. There was once an IT guy who accidentally sent an email to the whole company instead of just his team. He was ranting about the new coffee machine in the break room, saying it was too complicated to operate. Everyone had a good laugh about it.

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