Can you share a funny very short story?

A skeleton walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Once a man went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the waiter brought it, the man said, 'Waiter, this steak is so tough I can't cut it with my knife.' The waiter replied, 'Sir, that steak is so tender that it can't even hold a knife.'

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat everything it hears.' The man bought it and took it home. But for two weeks, the parrot didn't say a word. The man tried everything, talking to it constantly. Finally, in a fit of anger, he yelled at the parrot, 'You stupid bird! Why can't you talk?' And the parrot said, 'Maybe I was just thinking. You don't have to be so rude.'

Here's another. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This is short and funny as it gives fish the ability to talk and have a humorous misunderstanding about their environment which is a tank not a vehicle.

There's a funny story about a man who went to the dentist. The dentist told him to open wide, and as he did, his false teeth flew out and landed in the dentist's hand. The look on both of their faces was priceless.

Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I'll have a royal tooth!'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.