Can you share a funny very short story?

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat everything it hears.' The man bought it and took it home. But for two weeks, the parrot didn't say a word. The man tried everything, talking to it constantly. Finally, in a fit of anger, he yelled at the parrot, 'You stupid bird! Why can't you talk?' And the parrot said, 'Maybe I was just thinking. You don't have to be so rude.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I'll have a royal tooth!'

There was a girl who always lost her things. One day, she lost her heart - shaped locket. A boy found it and returned it to her. He said, 'I think I found something precious that belongs to a precious person.' She blushed and they fell in love. It was a really cute and funny start to their love story.

Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.

A ghost was floating around a library. It saw a book on how to be a better ghost. As it was reading, it got so absorbed that it didn't notice the librarian who screamed when she saw a book floating in mid - air.

There is a story. A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was over, he said, 'Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.' 'Well, in plain English,' the doctor replied, 'you're just lazy.'

Once upon a time, a fish was tired of swimming. It saw a turtle and said, 'I wish I could walk like you.' The turtle replied, 'But you can swim everywhere!' The fish thought for a second and said, 'Yeah, but there's no pizza in the sea!' Then it swam away happily.