What are some of the funniest property manager stories you've heard?

I heard about a manager who got so excited during a game that he ran onto the pitch to celebrate a goal before the referee had even blown the whistle to confirm it. He got a yellow card for his over - enthusiasm. It was really funny.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

A great funny zombie story is about a zombie who found a pair of sunglasses. He put them on and then tried to chase people, but they were so distracted by his 'cool' look that they didn't run away at first. He was so slow that by the time they realized they should run, they had plenty of time to get away.

There was a time when a wicket - keeper was trying to stump a batsman. He ran forward so quickly that he tripped over his own pads and fell flat on his face, while the batsman just stood there watching in amusement.

I heard about a gardener who was trying to mow a very large lawn. He got distracted by a beautiful butterfly and ended up mowing a big zig - zag pattern into the grass. It looked like a really bad abstract art piece.

A contractor was tasked with laying new tiles in a bathroom. He got the pattern all wrong and ended up with a design that looked like a crazy maze. It was so bad that the homeowner decided to keep it as a joke and tell everyone who visited about it.

I heard about a guy who was showing off his bowling skills. He did a big spin while releasing the ball. But the ball ended up in the gutter immediately. His face was priceless.

I heard about a situation at a zoo. One of the monkeys was constipated for days. When it finally pooped, all the other monkeys were jumping around it like it was a big celebration. The zookeepers were also very relieved and amused by the monkeys' reaction.

There was a guy who was welding outdoors. A bird thought the sparks were some kind of shiny bugs and flew right into the welding area. The bird got a little shock from the static electricity and flew away squawking. It was quite a sight.

There was this one time when a father thought it would be a great idea to build a treehouse for his kids. But he got the measurements all wrong and the treehouse ended up being so small that only a small dog could fit in it. And a mom story - she was at a parent - teacher meeting and she accidentally called the teacher by the wrong name the whole time. It was quite embarrassing but also very funny. Well, parents can be really comical sometimes. They have these moments that seem so ordinary but turn out to be really hilarious. For example, a dad trying to do yoga with his wife and ending up in the most awkward positions. These little things make for great stories that we can laugh about for a long time.