Tell me some Florida crazy funny stories.

There was this incident in Florida where a woman called the police because an alligator was sunbathing in her backyard pool. She was so outraged as if the alligator had booked a pool day without her permission. And then there was a story of a fisherman who accidentally caught his own hat instead of a fish. He had thrown his line so carelessly that it looped around his hat which was floating nearby.

One crazy Florida Man story is about a man who tried to fight an alligator to 'prove his manliness'. He ended up running away with a big bite on his leg. It was just a really stupid and dangerous thing to do.

One funny Florida Christmas story could be about a family who tried to build a snowman out of sand on the beach on Christmas day. They used seaweed for the snowman's hair and shells for the eyes and buttons. It was a very unique and Florida - style 'snowman'!

There was a Florida guy who tried to ride an alligator thinking it was a log. He climbed on it and the alligator started moving. He held on for dear life until it got to the water and he finally let go and swam away as fast as he could.

One funny Florida robbery incident involved a group of robbers who planned to break into a jewelry store. They somehow got the wrong address and ended up at a pet store instead. They were so confused when they saw all the animals. By the time they realized their mistake, the police had been alerted by the pet store owner who saw them acting suspiciously outside.

One funny Florida man story is about a man who tried to rob a bank while wearing a T - shirt that said 'I'm a robber'. He was caught almost immediately. Another one is a Florida man who called 911 because his hamburger didn't have enough pickles. And there was also a Florida man who tried to tame a wild alligator in his backyard thinking it was a big lizard.

Once there was a man who tried to train his cat to fetch like a dog. He threw a little ball, but the cat just stared at him and then walked away. Later, the cat brought him a dead mouse instead. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

Once, a man thought his cat could talk. Every time he made a sound, he waited for the cat to reply. One day, he meowed for hours, believing the cat was having a deep conversation with him in cat language. It was all in his head, but it was really funny.

There was this time at school. A boy accidentally put on his shirt backwards and didn't realize it all day. He was walking around with the tag in the front, and everyone was trying not to laugh too hard. When he finally found out, he couldn't stop laughing himself.

Once, a customer came into the pharmacy looking for a 'cure' for his excessive sneezing. He was convinced it was because of a strange bug he thought he swallowed. The pharmacist patiently explained that it was probably just allergies and recommended some anti - histamines. But the customer kept insisting on a special 'anti - bug' medicine. It was so funny how adamant he was.