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Can you share a really hilarious funny bird story?

2024-11-22 02:22
2 answers

Sure. There was a cockatoo in a zoo. It learned to laugh like a human. Whenever visitors passed by its cage, it would start laughing really loudly. It made everyone around it laugh too.

A family had a pet canary. The canary would always sing at the wrong times, like in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep. One night, the canary started singing really loudly when there was a thunderstorm. Instead of being scared, it seemed to be competing with the thunder. The family found it both annoying and hilarious at the same time.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
4.3
5335 Chs
Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
4.4
3442 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
4.5
2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
4.6
2350 Chs
May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
4.4
2305 Chs
The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
4.2
2242 Chs

Can you share a really hilarious odia funny story?

3 answers
2024-10-26 08:56

Sure. There was an Odia old man who loved his hat very much. One windy day, his hat flew away. He chased it all over the village. People were laughing as they saw him running here and there. Finally, when he caught the hat, he put it on his head and said, 'You can't escape from me that easily, my friend!'

Can you share a really hilarious funny tax time story?

3 answers
2024-12-14 14:51

Sure. There was a man who thought that his gym membership should be tax - deductible because he said he needed to stay fit for his job. He worked in an office! When the tax official questioned him, he said that being fit helped him be more productive at work. It was so absurd that it became a funny story among his friends.

Can you share a really hilarious conference call funny story?

1 answer
2024-12-10 13:16

There was this conference call where two people had the same name. When the moderator called on one of them, both started talking at the same time. It was chaos for a moment. Then they started joking about being 'twin voices' on the call. They even made up a little skit about it right there on the call, which had everyone laughing. It was a great break from the usual serious tone of the call.

Can you share a really hilarious funny Boston Terrier story?

1 answer
2024-12-09 16:20

Well, I know a story about a Boston Terrier named Lucy. Lucy had a habit of trying to fit into the smallest spaces. One time, she saw a box that was clearly too small for her. But she didn't care. She tried to squeeze in and got stuck halfway. Her legs were flailing in the air and her little face was all scrunched up. It took her owner a while to gently pull her out, all the while laughing at her silly attempt.

Can you share a really hilarious funny aircraft carrier story?

3 answers
2024-12-03 17:28

Sure. There was this one time when a prankster among the crew managed to put a fake shark fin on the side of the carrier while they were in port. When the other sailors saw it in the morning, they were quite startled at first, thinking there was a real shark nearby. It took a while for them to realize it was a joke, and there was a lot of laughter and good - natured ribbing that followed.

Can you share a really hilarious funny pc tech story?

2 answers
2024-12-02 16:10

Well, I know a story. There was a computer enthusiast who was building his own PC. He was so excited that he forgot to put the thermal paste on the CPU before installing the cooler. When he turned on the PC, it overheated within minutes. He was so confused at first, but then when he realized his mistake, he had a good laugh at himself. It was a valuable lesson for him in the process of building PCs.

Can you share a really hilarious funny Palm Sunday story?

2 answers
2024-12-02 10:12

A church once had a Palm Sunday celebration where they had a live donkey for the procession. The donkey was a bit skittish. As they were walking along, a dog ran out and barked at the donkey. The donkey got so startled that it ran in circles, knocking over a couple of the palm - waving children. Fortunately, no one was hurt and it turned into a very funny memory for everyone involved. There was a lot of laughter and the rest of the day was filled with people sharing the story and having a good time.

Can you share a really hilarious funny restaurant kitchen story?

1 answer
2024-12-01 23:00

Sure. There was this one chef who was showing off his knife skills. He was slicing tomatoes super fast, but then he got too confident. He ended up slicing his apron strings instead of a tomato. His apron just fell off right in the middle of the kitchen, and everyone burst out laughing.

Can you share a really hilarious santa claus funny story?

3 answers
2024-11-25 02:49

Sure. A family set up a super elaborate trap for Santa, thinking it was a prank. They had strings all over the living room. Santa walked in and got completely tangled up. He was like a big, jolly, gift - bearing spider caught in a web. He just laughed and the family came out to free him and they all had a great laugh together.

Can you share a really hilarious zombie apocalypse funny story?

1 answer
2024-11-22 13:15

A man during the zombie apocalypse found a pair of stilts. He thought it would be a great way to avoid zombies. So he walked around on these stilts. When the zombies saw him, they just stared in confusion. But then he accidentally tripped and fell right into a group of zombies. Miraculously, they were so startled by his sudden appearance that they all ran away in different directions.

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