Do you know any really funny maintenance stories from factories?

There was this one time in gym class. A girl was running on the track and her shoelace came undone. She didn't notice and tripped over it, sprawling right in front of the whole class. It was an embarrassing moment for her, but we all made sure she was okay and then had a good laugh about it later.

I remember when I was a kid. I was so scared of the big toilet at school that I held it in for a long time. One day, I couldn't hold it anymore and ran to the toilet. I made such a big fuss that the teacher outside thought something was seriously wrong. When I came out all embarrassed, my classmates were all giggling.

Yes. A boy tried to serenade his girlfriend outside her window. But he got the wrong window and ended up singing to an old lady. The old lady was so amused that she called the girl and told her to come and get her 'knight in shining armor'.

Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'

Yes. I heard about an elderly gentleman who decided to try skateboarding for the first time in his life. He got on the skateboard, pushed off a bit, and then immediately fell flat on his back. He got up, dusted himself off, and said he was too old for that 'new - fangled' sport.

Well, I've heard of a story where a woman went fishing alone. She was using a very small fishing rod. All of a sudden, she got a bite from what she thought was a little fish. But as she pulled, she realized it was a huge fish. It dragged her around in her small boat for a while. She was screaming and laughing at the same time. Eventually, she managed to get the fish close enough to see that it was a big salmon. It was quite a comical situation as she was this tiny woman against this big fish with a tiny rod.

Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

Yes. A man was in a hurry to get to work. He put on his shoes without looking and realized too late that there was a small toy in there. He stepped on it hard and broke his toe. He had to go to work limping and tell everyone this really silly story.

In one Easter church gathering, the flower arrangements on the altar were made by a new volunteer. She accidentally used fake flowers that were meant for decoration outside the church. When the sunlight hit them, they glowed in a very strange way. It looked so funny that everyone in the church was talking about it for weeks after Easter.

Yes. There were two old friends. One of them was hard of hearing. The other one told a joke, and when the hard - of - hearing friend didn't laugh, he repeated it louder. Still no laugh. So he shouted the joke at the top of his lungs. Finally, the hard - of - hearing friend said, 'I've heard this one before, I just wanted to see how loud you could get!'