What are some non - erotic and non - embarrassing cock measuring stories?

Well, we could focus on humorous anecdotes about body image in a more general and family - friendly way. For example, stories about people's funny experiences at the tailor when getting measured for clothes in a slightly clumsy or comical way.

This kind of topic involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant answers.

There was this time when I went on a date. I wanted to impress my date so I ordered this fancy dish at a restaurant. But when it came, I had no idea how to eat it properly. I made a mess trying to figure it out and my date just watched in amusement. I was so embarrassed but it became a funny memory later on.

Well, mistakes can be a big theme. Accidentally wearing the wrong costume or getting into a situation where crossdressing is the unintended outcome. Another theme is the element of surprise for others. When someone crossdresses, especially in a normal setting like the diner or a non - costume party situation, it surprises people around them. And there's also the theme of learning and growth. Through the embarrassing crossdressing experience, a person might learn more about themselves, their insecurities, and how to be more confident in different situations.

One way is to be very conscious of the company you are in. If you are with people you don't know well or in a professional setting, keep the conversation to neutral topics like the weather, current events, or hobbies.

Well, once I tripped and fell flat on my face right in the middle of a crowded mall. I was so embarrassed as everyone stared at me. I quickly got up, pretending nothing had happened, but my face was as red as a tomato.

There was a time when I went to a party. I thought I looked really cool in my new outfit. But as soon as I walked in, I realized I had my shirt on inside out. Everyone noticed and started to laugh. I felt so ashamed and wished I could disappear right then.

In historical stories, measuring could be related to measuring land for farming or building. This is a practical use of the concept and has nothing to do with inappropriate ideas. It helps us understand how civilizations developed and how they managed resources.

One could interpret it as just a random combination of words where 'erotic' might be misused or out of context, and '69' could be just a number with no related meaning in a non - sexual way. For example, in a code or just a random naming in a non - adult context.

Well, once I was at a job interview. I was so nervous that when the interviewer asked me my name, I blanked out for a second and said the name of my pet instead. It was really embarrassing, but the interviewer laughed and it kind of broke the ice.